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Jordan Paley

@jordanpaley

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Director / Writer / Producer at Unstrung Productions

Los Angeles, CA
Joined June 2011
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THANK YOU @jackantonoff FOR THE FAIR PRICED TICKETS I DONT NEED TO SELL MY GRANDMAS MEDS !!!!! BLEACHERS FOREVER
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@barkmeta
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Let me get this straight… OpenAI was founded as a nonprofit. Open source. For everyone. “To benefit humanity.” Then he raised billions of dollars. Then he closed the source code. Then he converted to for-profit. Then he scraped the entire internet without asking anyone.
@TheChiefNerd
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🚨 SAM ALTMAN: “We see a future where intelligence is a utility, like electricity or water, and people buy it from us on a meter.”
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@InSessionFilm
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THE RUNNING MAN is available to buy on 4K and DVD, and we have 5 Blu-rays of the film to give away! Like and repost this post to enter.
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@jordanpaley
Jordan Paley
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Jesus… 5 night stand in LA. My body and wallet are not ready.
@bleachersmusic
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starting this june, proud to present, with honor, with the last night on earth guaranteed every night: BLEACHERS FOREVER presale for the north america 2026 tour starts weds march 18th @ 10 am local // sign up at https://t.co/cMfb9ILMFa
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@jordanpaley
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Was honored to get to work on this one, and can’t wait to see how it turned out!
@LukeBarnett
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From Fangoria to Patton Oswalt to some others who haven’t yet been announced, this happened 100% thanks to people seeing The Crossing Over Express. Go make your short. You never know who it will resonate with.
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🖤 Buy Physical Media 🖤
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Terminator 2 : Judgement Day But with fartsP
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@jordanpaley
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There hasn’t been a new @paddingtonbear tweet since October. I just miss him so much…
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@edgarwright
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‘What year?’ ‘Every year!’ Happy 22nd Of February. National Underage Drinking Day.
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@MarlowNYC
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"there are dozens of us... dozens!"
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@electrolemon
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found a file on my laptop from 2018 labeled "SmellsLikeTimAllen.mp3"
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@naiivememe
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You’re 29 years old born in 1986 but people keep trying to convince you that you’re 40
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@messedupfoods
i like food
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Why does he look like Marty Scorsese? https://t.co/5RJQaWemAp
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@KevinTPorter
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The New Kermit
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@sapphicspielbrg
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James Cameron walks into a board room of Hollywood executives. He writes the name ‘Woody Allen’ on the chalkboard and pauses for a long dramatic beat. Then he adds a single dot. The name now reads ‘Woody Alien’ The room erupts in applause. These are going to be very rich men.
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@GoIntoTheStory
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Download Oscar nominated scripts for Best Original Screenplay and Best Adapted Screenplay! Just announced today! https://t.co/lSu8Wa0Lau #Hollywood #movies #screenwriting
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@jordanpaley
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Was working on set yesterday when I saw the news, and had this song in my head all day. But watching this clip finally broke me. What a loss
@TomZohar
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@DSDownloadPlay
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reminding everyone of this video gn
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@rob_mcmonigal
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Not only is it a better movie but it predicted our current world where people prefer to believe their delusions over facts.
@PulpLibrarian
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Shock Treatment (1981). The 'sequel' to The Rocky Horror Picture Show that most people forgot about...
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