Jordan Valentino NFP
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Thread of every book I’ve read in 2023
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Oppenheimer was good but there is something so quintessentially Jewish about creating the first WMD and then spending the rest of your life trying to make people feel sorry for you
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In your charity, pray for me.
Told my parents I’d like to become Catholic and they took it terribly. Far worse than I expected.
Feels so alone.
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Sunday, May 31st, I will be a Roman Catholic.
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Catholics: *evangelise the entire world*
Orthodox: bro imagine samurais…but Orthodox! Imagine Mexico….but Orthodox! Dude, dude, dude, it would be so based if FRANCE were Orthodox again! Bro! Imagine Orthodox Australia! Babushka Kangaroos! Broooooooo!
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Be the Jews
>false charges against Christ in the dark of night
>demand Romans crucify Him
>Pilate says “how about I just flog Him or release Him as is custom at Passover”
>Jews refuse, Pilate washes his hands and hands Him over
>”let His blood be on us and our children!”
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Egirl: *does something irreverent*
E-priest: *kicks feet and giggles* Teehee! Yaaaaas queen!
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Can I ask again for your prayers?
Felt myself wavering in my desire to convert the past couple days. I think it’s hitting me how much it’ll cost.
I know it’ll be worth it, but it’s still hard.
Anyway, again, prayers appreciated.
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Seriously how did women get conned into thinking shitty 9-5s and killing their children was empowering
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POV you are about to lose your job because a priest you don’t know makes 127 tweet thread about vaccine hesitancy being a mortal sin
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Crazy to think that if I didn’t randomly click on a Fr. Mike Schmitz video two years ago, I’d probably be a Protestant pastor right now.
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My first 5 books of 2019 vs. My first 5 books of 2020
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I don’t get why all priests don’t wear a cassock.
You’re literally the last group of people who can wear a robe in public and it be socially acceptable. Plus it looks so badass
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Photo of the pope fell out of my missal at an SSPX Mass and they took me out back and shot me
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The scene from Passion of the Christ that will always get me is when Our Lord is carrying His Cross and collapses, then Mary, in the crowd, has a flashback to him falling as a child.
She then runs to him, helps Him up and He says “see, Mother, i make all things new.”
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Regardless of whether or not the idea the Jews killed Christ is antisemitic, it’s what the Gospels present.
In fact, one of the saddest themes in the Bible is the continued rejection of God by His chosen people, to the point where they completely turn their back on Him.
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My sister had a class today about the history of sexuality that was basically gay propaganda.
She got up and left lmao.
What a Queen. I’m a proud brother.
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Today on Good Friday I am officially a year free of pornography.
If you struggle with sins against purity, just know that by clinging to the sacraments and Our Blessed Mother you can overcome this disgusting vice.
Purity is possible, don’t give up.
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Pray that I make a good confession tomorrow. First one ever.
I was baptized at 10, so I have 11 years to confess.
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IT STANDS FOR HULK HOGAN. HE’S MY FAVOURITE WRESTLER. HULK HOGAN! GUYS YOU GOTTA BELIEVE ME
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5 years ago, I spent Good Friday speaking tongues at praise and worship
2 years ago, I spent Good Friday listening to a 50 minute sermon on Calvinism
This year, I listened to a priest sing half the Book of John in Latin
It’s called character development, folks
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A Muslim gentleman came to our Bible study this morning. He’s actively seeking Christianity.
Pray that the Lord would guide him to his Church.
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A friend of mine from high school was killed in a car crash the other night. Was a good guy, super funny, played football with him.
Please pray for the repose of his soul. He was only 20.
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I love you, Papa Francesco!
Press P to tell Papa Francesco you love him.
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Protestants be like damn can’t wait for churches to open so I can watch my podcasts in person again
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“Valentino, receive the Holy Spirit”
I will never forget hearing the priest say this to me as he welcomed me into the Church.
On the Feast of Pentecost, 2020, I have become a Roman Catholic. Now, and forever.
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How did we go from nuns like this to nuns like this
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Don’t worry bro, you didn’t 💀
If I am not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don't want to go there.
- Martin Luther
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Countless parables and Old Testament prophecy speak of this.
“BuT wE aLl kiLLed HiM!”
Yes we did, but that doesn’t remove culpability from the Jews.
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My aunt from Italy, lost her husband a few years ago, passed away last night. She was 78 and lived a full life.
Please pray for the repose of her soul. Since she still lives in Italy, she’s among the few in my family who remained Catholic.
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How many times do you have to take a girl out before you show her your Catholic reactionary twitter account?
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St. Therese went to rest 124 years ago, and she’s still as beautiful as ever.
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This will be my first Lent as a Catholic.
I know it’s still a month away, but what are some traditions you have or penance you make for the season?
I want to make sure to make this Lent season focused and intentional, especially as I will be confirmed at the end of it.
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I know homestead Twitter and longer established trad families may make fun of me for staying the obvious, but we’ve started making things from scratch and I’m amazed at how much healthier we feel and money we’ve saved.
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“I’m leaving the Church because of Biden being denied the Eucharist” is not the epic own you think it is, Reddit
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I told my priest this week that I credit my conversion to Mary’s guidance.
He simply replied “that’s what mothers do.”
I’ve thought about it a lot since. We have such a great Mother.
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Catholics need to stop admiring and trying to emulate Protestants for “biblically literacy.”
They aren’t biblically literate; they prove the Church’s point that individual Bible reading, without the guidance of the Church,causes grave error.
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Every time I meet Protestant who is Filipino, Italian, or Polish I get so confused.
Like...what happened?
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“I’m pro vax, anti mandate” is the new “socially liberal, fiscally conservative”
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True love for the Jews would involve calling them from their false religion and inviting them to once again be part of the Chosen People of God, the Church. Where there is no Jew or Greek.
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St. Louis IX was right about how we should handle blasphemy btw
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Being a Catholic is epic because everyone hates us and thinks we’re on our last legs, but then not only do we survive, we win
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Pray for the Church in Canada. I have never seen this much open hostility against Christianity. They’re burning our churches, demanding government sanctions, and worse in some extreme cases.
Canada is considered the Dominion of the Holy Family, may they pray for us
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AmY BaRrEt SuPpOrTs DeaTh PeNAlty!
So did, like, 95% of the saints of the Catholic Church. Your point?
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But the Jews did kill Christ. Read the parable of the Lord of the Vineyard. God sent the Law and Prophets, and, eventually, His own Son and they killed Him, so they are cut off from Him completely unless they repent of their rejection and get baptised
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It’s pretty obvious from a plain reading of Scripture and the Fathers that Christ was executed by the Romans, but it was the will and scheme of the Jews, while also laying His life down for us and our sins, which is where the general culpability of all of us comes in
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Please pray. Horrific accident on the way home.
A guy flipped his car, then it blew up and flew 20ft in the air.
Pray for the recovery of the drive or the repose of his soul. Not sure if he survived.
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Annie and I got in a really bad accident tonight. We are both fine but she needed some X-Rays and her chest is pretty banged up.
Please pray she has a speedy recovery.
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Pray for my mom. We’re worried she may have the AZ blood clot
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Conditional baptism, first confession, confirmation, and first communion all in one go. Still can’t believe it’s happening.
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Few know this but prior to the Second Vatican Council, priests never laughed
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Just asked work for a religious exemption for working Sundays. Please pray that they respond favourably.
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Sola Scriptura is a self-defeating argument because ultimately, and there’s no way around this, Scripture itself doesn’t even define which books belong to it.
In order to affirm a set canon, you must appeal to some sort of Tradition.
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@FrEdwardBeck
Rightly so. In the process of causing the sin of scandal, the priest is right to assume they are not properly disposed to receive Holy Communion.
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If you see this, you’ve been prayed for in front of the Blessed Sacrament.
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The Pope should consecrate Russia to the Immaculate Heart. Now seems like the perfect time!
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@JesseKellyDC
Most of these accounts are husbands and fathers who support families and don’t kick their kids out the second they graduate. You’re the weird one, man.
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Women be like “the St Michael prayer is too mean waaaahhhhh”
@stevenpmillies
It is infuriating to have this particular personal devotion forced on me @ the end of mass in my parish. It isn’t my spirituality & for me theologically @ odds w Gaudium et spes to frame leaving mass as going into battle….
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This looks suspiciously like the Protestantism I just left
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It’s my wedding day, so actually yea I can say that word
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Does anyone else have a Rosary ring? I love them. Easier to carry and you can pray it while you do something else throughout your day.
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Protestants who try to claim St. Augustine are so annoying.
He prayed for the dead, venerated Mary, and believed in the hierarchy of the Catholic Church.
Move along, Prots. He also wasn’t the “first Calvinist.”
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A friend of my family has gotten diagnosed with a brain tumour. She’s only a teenager. Please spare as many prayers as you can for her.
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I 1000% believe this man will be canonised one day.
May the Good Archbishop pray for us!
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Reading Maccabees and I’m actually so pissed Luther deprived me of this
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Remember in 2015 when we said gay marriage is a slippery slope and now we have pedophilia on Netflix?
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@MattWalshBlog
Half your account is politics, the other half is bashing universally loved things
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