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Artist • Freelancer | he/him. @/joogasama.bsky.social

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@joogasama
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2 years
she even dressed up as a Marvel movie set
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@joogasama
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2 years
beware of this dude. he's pretending to be ukranian just to sell his nfts. recently changed his location to ukraine too. did one quick check on his instagram and he literally works in India.
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@joogasama
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For 300 crore I will convert myself to pdf
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@joogasama
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i'm breaking mine by not having kids <3
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We can be the cycle breakers
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@joogasama
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for some it was just an hour ago
‘interstellar’ was released 7 years ago today
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@joogasama
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got into a good college, local train was the only affordable option, almost fell off the train on my first day, never went to college again. failed the exams, so i dropped out. people love to use nice words like thriving when they don't have to be part of the chaos.
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Mumbai local train: 🚆🌇 Thriving chaos
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@joogasama
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4 years
How does Saul Goodman’s mom greet him on the phone?
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@rishibagree
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The guy who cannot run Zoom app wants to run this Country 😂😂😂
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@joogasama
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have y’all tried drugs
“it’s better than drugs jeremy”
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@joogasama
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i'm putting an end to this
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@joogasama
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9 months
I just noticed that they even copied the tagline ffs
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@HumansOfBombay
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@joogasama
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I will not apologise
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@joogasama
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4 years
big talk comin from someone who's named after an HR activity
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@joogasama
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6 years
my culture is NOT your prom dress.
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@joogasama
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s01e01
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WITHOUT GOOGLING Name a famous pilot.
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@joogasama
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he didnt want to so i will
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@joogasama
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opening linkedin was a mistake
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@joogasama
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3 years
wanna work with adam
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@joogasama
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Bhadwe abhi rickshaw toh dhund
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@joogasama
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3 years
The mountains should text before calling
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@joogasama
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4 years
when you can’t turn off the internet in the capital
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Narendra Modi
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This is the time to maintain peace, unity and brotherhood. It is my appeal to everyone to stay away from any sort of rumour mongering and falsehoods.
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@joogasama
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Kanye's daughter's real name is Kanyekumari
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Favorite tweet of your own?
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@joogasama
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@ElSangito forbidden toblerone
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@joogasama
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4 years
Your country is a cold // mess right now you fucking idiot
@prateekkuhad
Prateek Kuhad
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Some visions from the magic that was Mumbai. In other news, the Delhi show is up next and fully on for tomorrow! We have been informed about severe fog, so considering that and you all being able to go back home safe, we're pre-poning the show to start at 630pm instead of 8pm.
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@joogasama
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my mom @ diwali guests
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@joogasama
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5 years
Maruti's first self driving car will be called Self Esteem
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@joogasama
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*rains* Indian media: WE DID IT. WE HAVE ACHIEVED FREE WATER. NATURE IS OUR BITCH. JAI MAHARASHTRA
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@joogasama
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dalulu mein kuch kalulu hai
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@joogasama
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3 years
mere ghar ke saamne metro station banane wale daily wagers ko pehle phone dila, fir unlog ko twitter account kholne ko bol, fir RT mang chutiye
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Chirag Barjatya
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RT this tweet if you would happily pay 600₹ for vaccination. Trying to prove a point.
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@joogasama
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who called it burning love and not combust ishq
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@joogasama
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Indian nationalists abroad be like, "india is the best country in the world, but I moved to europe for a better life hehe <3"
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@joogasama
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has federer TRULY retired?
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@joogasama
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kaiju katli
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Macron Deshpande
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@joogasama
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Everyday on gpay
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@joogasama
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Today's uber driver has extended the front AC in his WagonR to the back using a PVC pipe. Genius
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@joogasama
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Mumbai: aaj visarjan hai UK: yes
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@joogasama
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when im behind on my deadlines
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@joogasama
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4 years
WHO called it social distancing and not tan doori
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normal girl🙎🏻‍♀️
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who called it social distancing and not tan doori
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@joogasama
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4 years
People in the building are just banging plates in hopes of power being restored i wish I was making this up
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@joogasama
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5 years
No one: Indian uncles:
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@joogasama
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3 years
awww a few thousand deaths are forcing me to do my job :(((((
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Tomorrow, will be chairing high-level meetings to review the prevailing COVID-19 situation. Due to that, I would not be going to West Bengal.
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@joogasama
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democracy in india
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@joogasama
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What are non lolla non gogh non sassoon people in mumbai doing this weekend
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@joogasama
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4 years
Kya chutiya desh hai yaar.
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@joogasama
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baap ka maa ka sabka vaccine banayega re tera pfaizal
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@joogasama
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Social Malad now open
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@joogasama
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2 years
immediately blocked me.
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@joogasama
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4 years
has he considered a career in selling turkish ice cream
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@joogasama
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4 years
this is why the entire country's animation industry only makes chota bheem, roll number 42069, countless ramayan and mahabharat remakes
@SukirtiDwivedi
Sukirti Dwivedi
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Italy scenes in Gurgaon! At an apartment in Gurgaon's Sector 28 residents came out on their balconies to sing prayer songs "Gayatri Mantra Om Bhur Bhuva Swaha" and "Hum honge kamyaab" @ndtv (1/4)
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@joogasama
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Boycotting all joints rolled on indigo maal-dabba
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@joogasama
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they said I’m allowed one sad post per day
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@joogasama
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Freelancing will give you autonomy but sometimes you won’t even have auto money
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The light at the end of the tunnel
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@joogasama
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waiting for bollywood to run out of cocaine
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@joogasama
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3 years
@BJP4Bengal eat a bag of gangrenous dicks, ratfucker
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@joogasama
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4 years
Bhak. Khud bana content
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NDTV
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PM Modi invites suggestions, ideas for ''Mann Ki Baat''
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@joogasama
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4 years
y'all see how sad this shit is? this is every single day for most artists. look at those numbers.
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@joogasama
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3 years
Amar Akbar Anthony remake but it’s called Agarwal Aggarwal Aggrawal
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@joogasama
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don’t cry because it ended. It will never end. Please continue crying.
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@joogasama
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Reservoir Dogs (1992)
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Scott Pilgrim after meeting Ramona Flowers
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@joogasama
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4 years
donate your riches to hospitals and cause actual impact challenge
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Indians when they can’t add ‘only’ to end the sentence
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Less than a month
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@joogasama
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6 years
I just wanna go to Sardar and ask "pav bhaji ka kya bhav hai paji" and run for my life but the queues are too long
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@joogasama
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4 years
tumlog ko beti padhao karna hai ya nai decide kar lo
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Hindustan Times
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Divorce cases are more in educated and affluent families because with education and affluence, comes arrogance, as a result of which families fall apart: RSS chief Mohan Bhagwat (PTI)
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@joogasama
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A design that is v close to my heart.
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@joogasama
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3 years
If covid is not over by 2022 I’m going to move in with my therapist
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@joogasama
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2 years
long distance? Nah bro, laung distance. The love of my life should be a clove’s length away
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@joogasama
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2 years
Oh it gets worse. Looks like he is also an art thief. All artwork on his @rarible seems to be stolen art from @the_greydient
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@joogasama
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4 years
so i was listening to dil se and 💔
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@joogasama
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3 years
goodbye and thank you, Daft Punk <3
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@joogasama
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yahan desh ki tikki banri hai bkl
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"Tu bahar mil"
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Ma’am that’s your job??
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@joogasama
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essentially
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@IndiaToday
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NCB accuses Aryan of buying drugs, says shouldn't have done this on Gandhi Jayanti Live Updates: #AryanKhan #MumbaiDrugBustCase
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@joogasama
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1 year
Just found my dads last stash while cleaning. Wallet with assorted receipts, a train ticket from 27/8/12, open tobacco sachet, textile sample, a key wrapped in paper, a piece of graph paper, and a comb. Felt like I just hung out with him ☺️
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@joogasama
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2 years
just had the most wholesome chat with a scammer 😂
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@joogasama
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3 years
Never eating chicken 69 again. The damn chicken started eating me???
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@joogasama
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2 years
Ah yes, rock bottom. My home away from home
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i think i downloaded the wrong spider-man no way home
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@joogasama
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luka chupi bohot hui tu bahar mil lavde
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2 years
who approved this
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Color of the year for me
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R Madhavan's full name is RHTD Madhavan
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@MrLovenstein perfection
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My motion graphics on a bigass screen 😭
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@joogasama
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2 years
Gm, I got featured in Vogue ☺️
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5 years
who, me? I don’t have anxiety my leg:
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3 years
Next Borat movie should be made in India
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@joogasama
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4 years
the hell. my printer ran out of kink
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4 years
Stay safe, y'all #coronavirus
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2 years
They only use buns with sasuma seeds on them
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@joogasama
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6 years
next station Bandra ⊂_ヽ   \\ agla station Bandra    \( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)     > ⌒ヽ    /   へ\    /  / \\pudheel station Vandre    レ ノ   ヽ_つ   / /   / /|  ( (ヽ  | |、\  | 丿 \ ⌒)  | |  ) / ノ )  Lノ (_/
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@joogasama
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2 years
I used to joke about dying before I turn 30. now it’s almost here and it’s too fcking real to joke about. I want to live, just not like this. I have no clue what I have in store for me next year; I don’t want to get “stronger” I just want to chill with my 17 cats and go to sleep.
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3 years
have stopped asking friends how they're doing. nobody is doing well
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He’s going to do some chutiya stunt like “i request you all to hold your breath for 5 minutes at 5pm in honor of covid patients gasping for air”
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