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forensic psychology🇹🇹 here to laugh and learn

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@jonellesamai
Jonelle Samai
4 years
During school breaks child abuse rates significantly increase. A lot of children are left home with predatory relatives or incompetent parents. Throw an extra eye and ear out for any children in your neighborhood. Also a lot of children are gonna
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Jonelle Samai
4 years
be left home with no food because their parents were dependent on the school feeding program. So if you can, try and give a family you know may be in need some groceries.
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Jonelle Samai
1 year
Nick and Vanessa need to bring the heat for this reunion. Pls we don’t gaf about the trials you went through as a young couple. We want you to go in on Micah, Irina, Kwame and most of all that trifling, lowly Jackie. Don’t pussyfoot around anything, we want flames. #LoveIsBlind
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I don’t like how everyone is tip toeing around Chelsea. She’s an emotional terrorist and she tortured jimmy. Why we acting like she’s a victim?! #LoveIsBlind
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Jonelle Samai
4 years
If you’re in Trinidad the relevant authority is children’s authority and the number is 996. If you’re American you can use this link
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4 years
Links is the most important currency in this country
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@jonellesamai
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2 years
See that couple that couldn’t get pregnant due to the wife’s hormonal imbalance so the husband started cooking to help restore her levels and then they started feeding a college kid and now they feed 600 college students and are pregnant!!! That’s what blessings look like🥺
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Jonelle Samai
3 years
All this homophobia and yet we’re the #1 consumer in gay porn. Da maths not mathsing
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@jonellesamai
Jonelle Samai
3 years
I was in the meeting and can confirm that he did in fact say this. No further comment
@tttliveonline
TTT Live Online
3 years
AG Faris Al-Rawi said Govt is considering electronic monitoring bracelets for returning nationals who test negative for Covid-19 or who are fully vaccinated He said persons who don't want to wear the bracelets can enter State quarantine, but those who do can enter home quarantine
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Jonelle Samai
3 years
Uncle Keith just need to give me a couple thousand of those vaccines and I will go all over trinidad stabbing people with them. It’s for the best
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Jonelle Samai
6 months
Bryton, player 432, is the most insufferable reality person I have EVER done across. He cannot be real.
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@jonellesamai
Jonelle Samai
2 years
Burna did not disappoint Omg what an artist what a performer. Completely star struck
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Jonelle Samai
1 year
That Jamaican girl who lives in Trinidad and makes TikToks is one of favourite creators of all time 😂 her commentary on us is so funny. That video she made about Machel in pan is spot on. He have us in a choke hold for😭
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@jonellesamai
Jonelle Samai
8 months
I still can’t get over Netflix/ production’s handling of Lisa assaulting Brian on the ultimatum. While men are less likely to be victims of DV, they do exist. There was no DV warning, no statement and nick and Vanessa didn’t even address it. Male victims matter.
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Jonelle Samai
2 years
Whew y’all see kalonji’s post reached Twitter international? I thought we tore him up but they eating d man alive. Love to see it
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@jonellesamai
Jonelle Samai
1 year
We over season a lot. It works for most of our local Indian and creole dishes but outside of that is pressure. How you putting green seasoning in a pasta dish? 🤮
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@jonellesamai
Jonelle Samai
1 year
This is a prime example of why male victims are afraid to come forward. You have to a sick mc to laugh at something like this. Y’all need help.
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@jonellesamai
Jonelle Samai
4 years
We not going back to home food everyday and making banana bread in the name of Jesus 🙏🏽
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@jonellesamai
Jonelle Samai
3 years
Also mental health plays a major role in sex drive. So if you realize your drive is down, it might be an indication of depression or anxiety
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@jonellesamai
Jonelle Samai
3 years
Listen the details and nuances she puts into these videos are unmatched. Every time I watch one I could identify with the exact scenario. She needs to get her own show and get paid for this.
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@jonellesamai
Jonelle Samai
3 months
Watch the stupid comments already. Our ancestors did this to mock plantation owners’ wives as a form of rebellion. “If yuh don’t know something yuh need to shut up a lil bit”
@Joe__Bassey
Typical African
3 months
Carnival parties are hilarious in the Caribbean 😂😂
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@jonellesamai
Jonelle Samai
2 years
Normalllll. Especially if is errands! Watch my man and he 2 ass😭
@_cyrillo_
B Man™️
2 years
A man could pull up on a donkey and y’all going…giwwe that small chance nah
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@jonellesamai
Jonelle Samai
1 year
unpopular opinion but carnival fetes should either be strictly drinks inclusive or cooler. yuh see that foolishness with chit bars, that does make me want to mash up everything. Carnival fetes too large and busy for that and yall just end up slowing us and the vibes down
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@jonellesamai
Jonelle Samai
2 years
So holiday tomorrow?
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@jonellesamai
Jonelle Samai
3 years
I am genuinely laughing at the fact that TRINIDADIANS are going on about how vaccines are not approved by the United States food and drug administration. They are not the world authority on drugs. Is WHO a joke???
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@jonellesamai
Jonelle Samai
3 years
I support womanhood but I don’t support all women. Criticizing another person, who happens to be a woman, for spreading misinformation has nothing to do with being anti feminist.
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@jonellesamai
Jonelle Samai
4 years
I just had to
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@jonellesamai
Jonelle Samai
3 years
Don’t forget the theme. Almost 1 out of 3 men report feelings of depression but only an average of 60% seek help. Men are also 4x more likely to commit suicide and 3x more likely to become substance dependent. There’s still a lot of work to be done in men’s mental health
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@jonellesamai
Jonelle Samai
3 years
The last group I’d rabs with on this app is the 30+. They honest to God don’t care. The wildest days of twitter was pioneered by them 🥲
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@jonellesamai
Jonelle Samai
3 years
I think the biggest thing to consider when dating someone with a child is that you are not their #1 priority. They have someone they always have to put first and then everything else could follow
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Jonelle Samai
2 years
Completely disagree. And the implication here is the only way for artists to completely express themselves is to use explicits. Our dialect is rich enough to get around it and soca, a derivative of calypso, is all about a creative way of portraying a message thru inuedos
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@jonellesamai
Jonelle Samai
4 months
I spent the last 3 yrs as a forensic psych consultant developing something really exciting and novel for the TTPS ( as requested) that would significantly impact one area of crime only for it to be benched for the last year because of “lack” of funding. We not serious one bit.
@Stefanaj1234
big-goonks
4 months
I'm entirely dissatisfied with the way we handle crime. We approach criminality as if it's some novel phenomena. As if there isn't an entire discipline devoted to it. As if there aren't case studies and best practices. I'm convinced there is no real desire to solve crime
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@jonellesamai
Jonelle Samai
5 years
Wow, single for Christmas, AGAIN
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Jonelle Samai
5 years
No Cap.
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Jonelle Samai
3 months
The atmosphere from December to February/ March in Trinidad is one of the most beautiful things in the world.
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@jonellesamai
Jonelle Samai
2 years
Lost tribe designers deserve worldwide recognition
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@jonellesamai
Jonelle Samai
3 months
Indoctrinate the children! Take them to see/ play kiddies, take them to panyards, let the blue devil scare them a lil, calypso tents, parades, villages, the carnival museum. Community and culture is the only only way forward
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Jonelle Samai
6 months
Let her loved ones grieve however they need to. Let them question their faith, let them use social media as a catharsis and don’t ‘correct’ what they say. Just share love and support.
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@jonellesamai
Jonelle Samai
1 year
Anyway I’m telling y’all if you can afford it, go see burna. It’s completely worth it. That man have some kinda vibes jumbie that overtakes everyone in his audience. And his voice songs even better live. 10/10 would recommend
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@jonellesamai
Jonelle Samai
5 years
Serving rich Aunty vibes. P.s. gave up and finally wore the dress
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Jonelle Samai
3 years
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@jonellesamai
Jonelle Samai
3 years
Got my passport from ttpost yesterday morning, booked the last flight out to MIA, got a pcr and immunization card and now I’m back in the 305. By rights I have to cause it 🙏🏽
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Jonelle Samai
3 years
I am a psychological data researcher. most of my time is reading articles, verifying, running tests and making observations. I am so careful at my job that it blows my mind to see people take a couple articles, w/in no academic body, to promote a hypothesis. Maybe ize a jackass
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@jonellesamai
Jonelle Samai
3 years
The message Americans should be sending to sha carri is you messed up and we have to take the L but we still Stan. Not the rules should be changed because we’re Americans and rules don’t apply to us. She’s a phenomenal athlete but nothing unjustified has happened to her.
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@jonellesamai
Jonelle Samai
4 years
I love Christmas but you see the Christmas demon that comes over mothers... 8 am I up scrubbing a rug. 8 A M
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@jonellesamai
Jonelle Samai
5 years
Women who truly learn from the pain they endured in relationships often go on to find amazing men whose existence they couldn’t even dream of.
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@jonellesamai
Jonelle Samai
1 year
Forever obsessed with this costume✨ #TrinidadCarnival2023
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Jonelle Samai
3 years
One of my pup’s buyers pulled out. Male German Shepherd 7 weeks old with first vaccination. Dm if interested
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Jonelle Samai
6 months
“Where two or three are gathered together in my name, I am there”. There is power in communal prayer.
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@jonellesamai
Jonelle Samai
5 years
Got accepted into the 3 grad schools I applied to 😬😬😬. God is good
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Jonelle Samai
10 months
I love lost tribe so much for putting band launch back on the avenue, for the people, where it belongs. So tired of carnival being highly commercialized and inaccessible. Also band launch parties are never great parties if we being fr.
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Jonelle Samai
3 years
Why is it so hard for y’all to realize 2 things can be true? It is true that we needed heavier restrictions. It is also true that these restrictions are going to severely affect some people’s livelihoods. If you can’t see that give up your brain
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Jonelle Samai
5 years
Retweeting so every female can remember this criminal’s face. Be cautious girls. We can’t afford to not follow our instincts
@Kaliipso_
Midnight Robber 🎩
5 years
Story time: (Excuse my grammars and typos) So a month ago I was alone on the ave, just made it there with one thing on my mind.... to get food and go home ASAP, because honestly I've been getting a heavy bad vibes from the start. when I was getting some coconut water,
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Jonelle Samai
8 months
Ive studied both victims and perpetrators of DV in T&T. Please take people seriously when they threaten your life or their own life. When they drive furiously during an argument. When they continuously call and message. When they act paranoid. Please don’t wait for the 1st blow.
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@jonellesamai
Jonelle Samai
3 years
Happy New Years everyone🥳
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Jonelle Samai
1 year
My doggy came home 😭😭😭😭 I can breathe again 😭😭😭. God is good
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Jonelle Samai
8 months
“Repackaged Indian food”… it’s ok to not like our cuisine but don’t be ignorant and disrespectful. It’s not up for debate that we have the most diverse cuisine in the region and our delicious Indian cuisine is only a subset of it
@chynnadotcom
♐️✨ChyneseLaundry✨🇧🇧
8 months
As Bajan, I can say we definitely aren’t in the Top 3 in the Caribbean. Pls don’t mention Trinidad… it’s literally repackaged Indian food with unnecessary amounts of Chandon Beni, Cumin and Madras so I’d say: Jamaica🇯🇲 Guyana 🇬🇾 Grenada 🇬🇩
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Jonelle Samai
3 years
I don’t expect them to be experts by any means but they had time to prepare. If you knew serious topics were gonna be discussed why not at least add an expert or journalist?
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Jonelle Samai
3 years
I only give this courtesy to vaccine hesitant people. Anti vaxxers have all the info but constantly engage in confirmation bias and like being “different”. Vaccine hesitant people often don’t have all the info or are afraid and need reassurances.
@craigoslist
craigo
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Remember it is important to educate an anti-vaxxer rather than belittle them.
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@jonellesamai
Jonelle Samai
3 years
I know we say when gyal good they great but you see a good man? A truly good one? Nothing greater
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@jonellesamai
Jonelle Samai
4 years
I know a lot of guys on the tl are shocked by how many women on the tl have been raped or assaulted but us speaking out is only half of it. Call out your friends and peers. Listen to us and talk to the younger generation of men. We need your help
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@jonellesamai
Jonelle Samai
9 months
I need to touch bago
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@jonellesamai
Jonelle Samai
2 years
Chicken Alfredo twitter back at it again😭
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Jonelle Samai
3 years
What’s killing me is she said before we use our energy to make a change for the better... sis we did. She was posting harmful content and spewing it as fact. Everyone has the right to an opinion but according to ig, if you’re spewing misinformation, you gots to go. Simple
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Jonelle Samai
1 year
Rel lil bitch behaviour. Let people enjoy themselves. I can’t imagine being sour enough to notice something like this, take out my phone, record and post it. Against the very spirit of carnival.
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Jonelle Samai
2 years
the rhetoric about the carnival budget so annoying. Yes we have critical sectors that need supporting but you know which sector has not seen virtually any income in 2 years? The entertainment sector. They’re trying to give us some carnival but watch. Can’t please ppl
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Jonelle Samai
5 years
It was the camera... right? 😭 @andyyquiqui
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@itsnaomimarie
n a e🐝
5 years
2012 vs. 2019 thread ⏱ drop your pics.
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Jonelle Samai
3 years
2017, Irma was on its way and my sister and I were living miami at the time and everywhere was madness. Couldn’t get any flights to leave so my dad found a random flight out of POS at 3 am and came to us. He then drove us to NY for 21 hours. That’s a love like no other.
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KRIS KENNEDY
3 years
We’re honouring Father’s this time around! Ep4 LOVE IN THE SPACE 💕 6:30PM GIVEAWAY: Reply to this post with a picture of your Dad, telling us your most memorable moment with him. YOU MUST USE THE HASHTAG: #LoveInTheSpace @kriskennedytt @djmarshtt @deejaycharlotte
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Jonelle Samai
3 years
Did you know that we are currently training bilingual Venezuelan migrants in the rape crisis center so that when migrants call they can speak to someone who understands them? How great is that. Small steps
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Jonelle Samai
2 years
Are there more eyes or legs in the world? Personally I’m team eyes.
@Keiron_Jefe
V6 🦅
2 years
Need some new topics fed up of seeing sex and women wanting men to spend money on them
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Jonelle Samai
3 years
Appreciate Nicki for this. She has a bigger platform than any of us and if any voice could be heard, it’s hers
@LoopNewsTT
LoopNewsTT
3 years
Minaj said she did not believe Michael B Jordan intended to offend anyone. However, she said "now that you are aware, change the name".
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Jonelle Samai
4 years
Everyone EVERYONE deserves due process and justice. It is despicable that in this day and age we have executions going on. We don’t have first and second class citizens. Everyone is equal in the eyes of the law
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Jonelle Samai
3 years
I Understood the assignment
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Jonelle Samai
3 years
God woke me up every single day of this year. God is good
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@jonellesamai
Jonelle Samai
3 years
$250 deposit??? And you can’t even reschedule during a pandemic? Madness
@ariel_welsh
Ariel 🖤
3 years
I would just like everyone to know about my experience with @jhohannails as I was put in a situation where I felt as if I was treated very unfairly and unprofessionally as a client who was just trying to get a service done. Thread of my experience
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Jonelle Samai
8 months
Y’all have beautiful beaches
@nailaleiz
The🧸
8 months
If we speak about culinary excellence. No Caribbean country and I mean none can not cook as well as Barbados. (If you went uwi and only ate at the mount or from somebody food van your opinion does not count here)
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Jonelle Samai
5 years
🌴Isle of Woman 🌴
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Jonelle Samai
3 years
Please, I will lose my vaccine card if y’all make me walk around with it😭
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Jonelle Samai
1 year
I get that costs went up for everyone and that includes service providers but a lot of promoters did not want to listen, they just told themselves ppl will spend. From where? Ppl have been very selective with where they’re spending so ofc your $400 cooler fete won’t cut it
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CNC3TV
1 year
It has billed as the mother of all Carnivals, but many who have hit some of the larger events for Carnival 2023 so far would have noticed that they don’t seem to have the crowds they once commanded. Read more:
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Jonelle Samai
2 years
Boozy was a fashion event. Everyone looked incredible
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Jonelle Samai
2 years
How to play in tribe, bliss and lost tribe costumes in the same day ?
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Jonelle Samai
3 months
My body isn’t where I wanted it at for mas but I’m healthy, I’m having the time of my life in it and I’m grateful for what it does
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Jonelle Samai
1 year
Every foreigner I’ve talked to has told me they cried because they were overwhelmed with emotions for carnival (in a good way) and that warms my heart so much. Im so glad they get to share in the love we have for our culture
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Jonelle Samai
4 years
God might be a Trini but the devil may also be one 😭
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@jonellesamai
Jonelle Samai
3 years
It’s simple inno you could have a preference without bashing those outside of your preference. Nobody tryna infringe on your right to have a preference lmao nobody cares. There’s just no need for all ah dat
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Jonelle Samai
6 months
Idc taking your time to go through a thread on people’s outfits for an event to publicly make fun of them is big loser energy. Especially if you’re older. Just weird and bitter
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@jonellesamai
Jonelle Samai
5 years
Proud moment. First published work in psych (with a partner). It was on the mentally ill and the right to refuse treatment. Hopefully a lot more to come 🙏🏽
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Jonelle Samai
2 months
Just got accepted into my dream PhD program and all I can think about is what I’m gonna wear for graduation
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Jonelle Samai
3 years
This thread is beautiful btw. She didn’t resort to disrespecting anyone, addressed the issue at hand and took personal responsibility and for that probably gained new clients. 10/10 would recommend
@sherripopnails
sherripopnails
3 years
Hi guys, I am not currently working but I can’t find the tweet to respond to. I’m assuming from my captions on instagram it may seem like i’m working considering it says, “book june” but i’ve been doing that even throughout may, its a standard caption.
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Jonelle Samai
3 years
A man who horns respectfully😍>>>
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Jonelle Samai
6 months
May God give them strength and a peace that only he can give
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Jonelle Samai
3 years
Praying for all 33 of our athletes in the olympics. Already making us proud 🇹🇹
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@jonellesamai
Jonelle Samai
3 years
I can’t speak to someone of another race’s experiences but Ik most of us have been educated on our country’s Indian history. You can argue that it hasn’t been effective in bridging the cultural divide but Ik way more about my Indian heritage than I do my African and that hurts
@ShalzHov
ShalzHov
3 years
Being Indian was never accepted by the wider nation. Being Indian was never representative of Caribbean/Trinidadian culture and was dismissed - to this day it is still dismissed. We do not learn about Indian culture in our schools and even if we do, it's 1 page
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Jonelle Samai
5 years
I could be in love and still want space
@itskaymiah
Miah 👸🏽
5 years
what’s the hardest part about dating you? #AskTwitter
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Jonelle Samai
2 years
My short answer to this is they won’t have a choice. I don’t believe local companies can afford to fill all their positions with just men. Some may get by but at large women in TT significantly contribute to our labor force. If we want leave we have the power to get it.
@hayve90
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2 years
Good luck getting hired as a woman then. LOL. Why would any company hire you over a man when they know every month they gonna lose up to 3-4 days of productivity? 🤔
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Jonelle Samai
2 years
If you love me buy me Kaiso swim 🫶🏽
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Jonelle Samai
6 years
From the bottom of my heart thank you God for waking me and my loved ones up this morning. Everyday we should feel lucky
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Jonelle Samai
3 years
When we start back partying I am begging please can we make sure and organize more shuttles to and from parties down chag. I don’t want no traffic to slow me down. After a year and a half on no traffic I cannot go back!
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Jonelle Samai
2 years
kalonji got his girlfriend killed and basically said MLME and hardlucks dey to her family. What a vile person
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