Whine whine whine, AOC, AOC! Ohi-o? What? More like Oh hai ME! You really think I lost? Well I'mma make you cry: It's time for bibles bullets and your Momma's apple pie. (You know, when you're a star, they let you eat it. They really do, folks. It's incredible.) 2/2

Last tweet got my juices flowing. My name is Donald and they say I have the best rhymes But when I'm out of office I'll be doing straight time For my tax crimes. You know who I hate? I hate that Mike DeWine (Governor of Ohio, not a lot of people know that.) 1/2

I know that the days ahead are hard ETL into your data mart Insights stackin' up like bars of mallomars My rhymes age like wine as I get older I check my rear view y'all ain't gettin' closer 2/2 #ProductCon @heap

Heap analytics brings my data to the yard I beep my horn and they come to the car From the car straight to the bar (chart!) Never too late too late to start (start!) 1/2 #ProductCon @heap

I became a US citizen on July 3, 2017. I voted on November 3, 2020. I may regret posting this, but right now I don’t care. This is today’s mood. #Election2020 #bidenharis2020

When I cast @MDizzia & Greg Keller to be in my (Oscar nominated!) short fiction film THE NEIGHBORS' WINDOW I had never met @DianeWeipert or @jonarcher, whose true story on Love+Radio inspired my script. Here they are meeting at the @Tribeca premiere- how crazy is the similarity?

Last night, we unveiled our new #behavioralattribution product to a standing room only crowd. #Marketers can now make decisions confidently because they can trust that the underlying data will be complete. Read all about it: https://t.co/E43qwGxuJ4 #marketingattribution #mktg

Introducing our new product: Behavioral Attribution! Now #marketing can track more than just channels - #behavioralattribution ties in how users behave prior to buying. Read more on the blog: https://t.co/qEgNnV0May #marketingattribution #marketingops #CRO

Introducing Heap Sources. Now you can automatically capture your entire customer journey — no code required. https://t.co/0tlyLmnqmg

Malis, a @heap engr, writes really informative posts on Postgres. Great place to start if you're trying to learn: https://t.co/8a6jBWgRYe.

A testament to the fine work we're doing here! Heap raises $27M to ‘make data useful for everyone’

Announcing our $27 million Series B! https://t.co/3AABJNTRoZ

I'm still asking you to believe - not in my ability to bring about change, but in yours. I believe in change because I believe in you.

Announcing heaps of new analysis features! Take your user insights to the next level. Read all about it at https://t.co/sSJfA0ow7T.

@MonEngagementFr @heap Hey there, that's very strange. I just sent you an email so we can get this resolved.

We raised an $11M Series A! Thanks to all our awesome customers. We've got exciting features for you on the way!

I joined @heap in April. 🚀

Analytics "should change what you do, not just how you do it."

“From art direction to designing for bots and humans.” by @cloudplum https://t.co/DNubueb8Rg #slack #design