Love waking up to texts like this 😍

This is brilliant.

Thanking Tesla for making a safe car and then immediately explaining that that car autonomously drove itself over a curb and into a light pole at 40 MPH is actually insane.

It's like being proud of shitting yourself in a lift in front of everyone.

Angry working class Dave (who doesn’t like seeing people of colour in his local town centre) genuinely thinks that billionaire meglamaniac Elon Musk is here to be his saviour. What can you do with that level of idiocracy?

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“Yes I feel fully recharged after a restful holiday”

Elon fired the entire cleaning staff at Twitter headquarters without warning or severance pay

Bravo Lee Anderson for telling it as it is. I remember my wife making such a big deal about nearly dying during childbirth but she soon piped down when I pointed out she'd never been through a major World War I battle. Checkmate I said and all the nurses laughed and hugged me.

Lee Anderson trying to get to a constituency meeting.

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upholding our core values and ensuring increasing revenue for our key shareholders

Non halal meat is of course the result of animals tickled to death.

😭💀

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Bro let his intrusive thoughts win

You see this, this is what happens in real life. The bots can't show up on the streets. On the right there (yeah the far right) are the 6 nazis who turned up to cause mayhem. Everyone else is there to stop them. This is England.