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Patrick Jolliffe

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Patrick Jolliffe
4 months
RT @litcapital: “But guys, we don’t even trade with your country”. “Shut the fuck up penguin. Did you even say thank you? We’re tired of yo….
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Patrick Jolliffe
5 months
RT @POUG_ORG: Join us to celebrate the 10th #POUG conference anniversary! 📷.We started in (let's be honest) the basement of a small hotel n….
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Patrick Jolliffe
8 months
RT @evrocs_nl: Having dinner and drinks with lovely friends pre #ukougdiscover24
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Patrick Jolliffe
10 months
Depends on your definition of open i suppose. Total chaos at Berlin T2 this morning, long queue at security only 2 scanners working, I've never seen so many stressed people.
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Patrick Jolliffe
10 months
A light meal i asked for. Sure we have spratzle, it's like German pasta he said. Very very stodgy, but with the sauce and a couple of pilsners i managed to finish it. Don't think I'd rush to have it again though.
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Patrick Jolliffe
10 months
Silly Germans building two willhelm -something strasses in totally different parts of the city. If i wasn't a global travel expert that might have caught me out
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Patrick Jolliffe
10 months
Impulse purchase at the airport on the way to #poug2024. It's basically Portuguese Carlo Rossi.
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Patrick Jolliffe
10 months
Bug or not? I think yes, I don't see any reason why this should fail, at least if it does fail it shouldn't make up a story about multiple primary keys. "Self-evident" my a$$. cc @connor_mc_d @thatjeffsmith
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Patrick Jolliffe
11 months
Bug or not? The behaviour is fine, it's the error message, what is "(PDBADMIN.)"? I'm sure there's a valid reason for this, but seems an unnecessarily obtuse message for something so simple).
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Patrick Jolliffe
1 year
RT @connor_mc_d: Perhaps look at some conservation work this weekend :-).#ProtectYourDatabase
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Patrick Jolliffe
1 year
RT @POUG_ORG: Before going to the unknown, let's take a journey to Poznań, where @jolliffe will speak at the #POUG2024: .
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Patrick Jolliffe
1 year
PURGEDED :)
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Patrick Jolliffe
1 year
RT @MikeDietrichDE: Congrats to the @swissOUC to such a huge success!!. First conference - sold out. Presentation lineup - awesome. Expert….
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Patrick Jolliffe
2 years
#dcc2024 @swissOUC @G_Ceresa @Nephentur @jasminfluri (ie the other Jas-min) amazing conference, I had a great time, thanks and congratulations!.
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Patrick Jolliffe
2 years
RT @MartinKlierDBA: Could not agree more. Amazing job, @jolliffe #dcc2024 #Oracle #database #optimizer .@oracleace.
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Patrick Jolliffe
2 years
RT @MikeDietrichDE: One of the best talks about the #Oracle #Optimizer I've ever attended given by @jolliffe at @swissOUC conference at The….
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Patrick Jolliffe
2 years
A steak sandwich at home will be a good cheap meal, I thought. 13 CHF for the steak, and 4 for a plain bagette
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Patrick Jolliffe
2 years
Why, you can go anywhere you want as long as it ends in Y
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