Joko ⚡️
@jokoono
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Y'all thought i was joking when i said i'm keeping a list of everyone who removed their laser eyes before 100k
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Nothing to see here. Just a board member of one of the biggest German banks holding up his #Bitcoin fullnode. h/t @blocktrainer
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My wife passing me on the way back from the Bitcoin ATM after I told her I'll deposit our money in the bank
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Jack selling his first tweet NFT for millions, immediately exchanging it for Bitcoin and it now being listed for $3,99 was definitely one of the best parts of this cycle.
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When you're in your driveway but the Bitcoin podcast isn't over yet
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Thanks to Bitcoin:. a CashApp user can directly pay a RobinHood user,.a Strike user can directly pay a Kraken user,.a Zeus user can directly pay a Shopify user. The beauty of open networks.
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Hey @Greenpeace, . care to explain how both of these headlines can be true at the same time?
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You guys gotta stop the musk d*ck sucking. The guy:. - bought Bitcoin.- FUDed Bitcoin.- sold his Bitcoin at the bottom.- shilled shitcoins.
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Normies: Bitcoin is so unfair because people are forced to buy much higher than early adopters. Also normies: lmao look bitcoin crashed 80% again why would I buy this.
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Seems like Atomic Wallet had a malicious update that sends your private keys to an attacker once you open the app. The absolutely terrible response from the AW team leads me to believe this is a rug pull. Peoples are still being rugged right now and there's zero communication.
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FUCK CHIVO, FUCK STRIKE. Here’s how you can build a lightning based stablecoin wallet to take on volatility. Without custodians.Without KYC.Without shitcoins.Without derivatives. Introducing Fiat Swaps. 1/9 🧵👇.
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Something that hasn't really been mentioned recently is a reddit clone built on Nostr:
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You can now upload your seed phrase to a ledger server - called 'ledger recover'. $10 a month and you need to do full KYC 🫣. Who thought this was a good idea?
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"BITCOIN TO INTRODUCE NEW TECHNOLOGY SOUGHT TO CUT ENERGY USE PER TRANSACTION TO ZERO".-@lightning.
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Something shitcoiners fail to understand:. 3000 BTC on Lightning provide more value to the world than 30000BTC wrapped on Ethereum.
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Seeing a lightning invoice on one of these generic PoS devices is blowing my mind.
Today @PicknPay, one of the biggest retailers in #SouthAfrica, announced that they will accept #bitcoin payments via the #LightningNetwork in 39 stores. During his visit, @bitsmit_ got the chance to test out the pilot via @vryfokkenou from @BitcoinEkasi.
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Is this the highest lightning payment ever?. Tipping @calllllllllle 1000sats while being 12km up in the sky.
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Memes i'm not allowed to post from the company account, part 1/821
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Messaging on LN ⚡.Beta-testing @sphinx_chat and it's really impressive.- E2E encrypted realtime chat.- Video chat via jitsi.- Sending/Requesting SATs.- Sending paywalled images.- You will be able to connect your own node .@thechaz, @MartyBent you should check this out.#bitcoin
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Wow @bottlepay launched today:. - Full KYC for #Bitcoin deposits.- Blocks Coinjoined Bitcoin.- No payouts to LN, unless you KYC the receiving node. C'mon guys, this is completely unacceptable.
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new rug pull method dropped:. >let user deposit bitcoin.>claim transaction history is 'dirty'.>keep users bitcoin.
@giacomozucco @AlessandroDB Please note that there are no 'immediate refunds' here. You can't send dirty crypto and demand immediate return. As a regulated institution, we have to collect information, analyze it, and then make a decision.
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Wirklich faszinierend zu sehen, wie hervorragend @IjomaMangold Bitcoin in so kurzer Zeit verstanden hat:.
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Most Ethereum validators are now rejecting your Tornado Cash transaction.
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If you have 25 BTC,. even if you have 2.5 BTC,. even if you have 0.25 BTC,. maybe even if you have 0.025 BTC,. please learn from his mistake and don't keep your bitcoin in a hotwallet.
Fellow plebs. Dad & I found out yday that we were hacked & lost ALL our #bitcoin . > 25 BTC hodled since 2012 😢. No words to describe this feeling. Particularly gut wrenching that I'm writing this from our first father / son pilgrimage to #ElSalvador 😔. Devastating. FUCK
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Alpha demo: Sending and receiving L-BTC via the lightning network. Without a custodian. Atomically swapping to L-USDT instead of L-BTC would replicate Chivo/Strike functionality but without custodians (apart from the stablecoin issuer). Why? Interoperability.
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Even if Satoshi kept his 1 Million Bitcoins, it would still be less than the premine of 99% of shitcoin projects.
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How in gods name does a closed source software wallet have millions of users?. Sorry for the victims, but holy shit were you asking to be rugged.
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"Trump is paying with Bitcoin!". He's not even touching the phone lmao.
One of the most historic transactions in #bitcoin history was just made. President @realDonaldTrump buying burgers at @PubKey_NYC with @tpacchia. Block height: 861871. You saw it here first.
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I'm starting to believe that @SwanBitcoin is entirely financed by @coryklippsten shorting shitcoin casinos.
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This is the funniest thing I have ever seen on Twitter and it's not even close
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Shitcoiners not caring about Lightning shows that it has never been about "Bitcoin can't be used as money". For the same reason it does not matter when Bitcoin will do ICOs, "smart contracts", NFTs and the like. They will always find a new narrative to push their shitcoins.
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.@sputn1ck is currently building this very thing in his „BetterChivo“ repository: Unfortunately he couldn’t present it at #lightninghackdayIST. Let’s bring the UX of Strike to non KYC wallets and onboard people without going through heavy regulation. 🔥.
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My @PhoenixWallet has 14 active channels with the oldest one being over 3 years old. I've had zero force closes!. @acinq_co has been absolutely nailing lightning development right from the beginning. Can't wait for splicing to make this even better. ✨
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Ein schwerer Verlust für die Bitcoin-Szene. Ruhe in Frieden, Philipp.
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This week in El Salvador really proved that the Lightning Network does live up to its promises. 27/27 real world payments were successful.
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If you ever feel stupid, just remember there are people who 'believe in dogecoin'.
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Sometimes you just have to admire people who stick to their plans.
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Inscriptions spent $10 million in Bitcoin transaction fees yesterday.
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That's it: I just got a text from a friend asking how to buy Bitcoin. The bull market has started.
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Elon Musk banning any promotion of Nostr on Twitter was not on my list for 2022.
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I'm incredibly proud to be finally able to share this. Lightning integration is something I remember bringing up in my very first week at @BitBoxSwiss!. This will enable so many more awesome things. ⚡️.
Bringing Lightning to the BitBoxApp! ⚡️. We are exploring seamless, non-custodial Lightning payments directly within the BitBoxApp by partnering with @Breez_Tech. Watch us pay a @bitrefill lightning invoice from within our BitBoxApp prototype:
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bro just a bit more taxes bro I swear just a few percent more and I can make socialism work bro.
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"Let me show you how easy Bitcoin is to use by sending you money from my custodial account to your custodial account at the same custodian". Come on guys, we can do better.
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Don't worry, if they leak your private keys, you can get $50k compensation
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"Help us build a hardware wallet. All open source.". *builds hardware wallet that is not open source*
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Can you please change your profile picture? You are not the rightful owner of that jpeg anymore.
I was scammed / socially manipulated / hacked on @Discord and @OpenSea and lost three @BoredApeYC, four @0n1Force, and three @worldofwomennft totally roughly 250 eth in value by getting tricked into exposing the Metamask QR Code in the Chrome Browser Extension. I’ve never felt
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Coinbase is really implementing 5 different ETH layer 2s before they integrate Lightning. Fuck Coinbase.
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Everyone anarcho capitalist until a policitian says something positive about Bitcoin.
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Silent payments✅.Child keys✅.Anti-Klepto✅.Miniscript✅.Payment requests✅. Amazing how many great things you can do if you don't chase every shitcoin integration. 😍.
1/ 🔒 A novel way to securely send large amounts of Bitcoin to an exchange without triple checking bitcoin addresses?. With the BitBox02, you can now use payment requests to ensure your transactions are secure and untampered. Let’s take a look at how this works:. A thread 👇
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There's an entire 30min show on bitcoin made by german public television and it's conclusion is that more people should be able to run a node and that we should be more toxic towards shitcoiners. Bullish.
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It's not just that hot wallets are bad, it's also automatic updates that are enabled by default if you download these wallets from the playstore. Add on top of this it's a closed source wallet! It's mind boggling how this became so big (5M users apparently).
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Ledger confirms seeds can be exfiltrated from Coldcard Mk4 despite Coinkite denying it a few days ago:.
Coinkite presented the results on their blog To give a precision, the seed can be practically extracted if an attacker combines our two attacks in SE2, SE1, and the MCU. You can find the two attacks:.
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German public television visiting Bitcoin Kaboom mining in Guatemala
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Raise your hand if you've never lost money on an exchange or defi hack. 🖐️.
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Is there anything more cringe than app coins?. "Use Cloudcoin for your cloudstorage"."Use Pizzacoin to buy pizza"."Use Tittycoin to tip adult content"."Use Taxicoin to get a ride"."Use DEXcoin to trade your Taxicoin". You ever heard of "money", bro?.
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Yes I do absolutely judge people by what lightning wallet they pay with:. Low tier: Wallet of Satoshi.Mid tier: Breez.Good tier: Phoenix.God tier: Zeus.
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@BikesandBitcoin We literally had this happen after an attendee asked what I thought of the Arculus. She did buy a proper hardware wallet afterwards.
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If you're worried about high on chain fees, you didn't do your homework on lightning in time. You've had years to set up cheap LN channels and aquire inbound liquidity by spending from it. Stop thinking about LN as cheap payments and more about a way to split one tx into many.
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Hey @RevolutApp, when are you integrating the bitcoin lightning network? . This is your chance to put the nail in the coffin for old banks.
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