John Rivers
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Great Abington, Cambridge
Joined March 2007
WARNING: article written by a 12 year old
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At 4am this morning I convinced myself that the melody of the theme to ‘It Ain’t Arf Hot Mum’ was the same as the ‘Dad’s Army’ theme. Demonstrably untrue, but at that moment I was certain.
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All my emails at work today going out with the subject line "I don't think you appreciate how bad it will be" as a means of getting attention
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“I got an STD from a Pokémon?” “Yes, it’s a condition we call Dick-achoo”
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Working from my parents' house and Mum just brought me a cup of tea while I was working and I only just noticed and all I can think about is that Rob Newman bit.
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Someone just tried listening to Trump’s victory speech on the train on speaker and the LOOKS.
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The best village cricket clip ever recorded 😂😂
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I know this is aphex twin updates but jesus christ
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The stunning beauty of Miss Hedy Lamarr..................
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COUNTERPOINT: but I'm a massive fan of Doctor Who, The Upper Hand, Scully AND Call the Midwife!
Following celebrity on social media is fine following their entire family is creepy behaviour don't follow them unless you know them personally
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Since Tom Baker is trending, it's only right and proper to once again enjoy his brief scene-stealing performance opposite Sidney James and Peggy Mount in George and The Dragon (3rd February 1968).
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King Charles was famously close to his mother, the Queen, and he was by her side on the day she died - and had a poignant response when he was given the news
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