Johnny Guazz
@johnnyguazz
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Watching Trump and Elon fight:
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Elon literally has me dying laughing. Trump said he was gonna take his government contracts away and Elon said “don’t you fuck kids?”
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What sort of dystopian shit is this - they’re giving a standing ovation after every sentence, you would think it’s a school president announcing extra recess
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I’d like to be the first to congratulate President Trump on overseeing the 4 greatest drops in the stock market in the past 50 years. This level of commitment to failure is uncommon in a leader. MAGA!
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I wonder which messaging style resonates more
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Kamala Harris told us exactly what was going to happen.
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Yo Sabrina Carpenter do you fw guys who go to bed at 9pm
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My hatred for Donald Trump has nothing to do with politics because he has no policies. My disgust has to do with his behavior as a human being. He’s a pile of fucking shit.
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