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Trainee hermit, & keen Amateur Squirrel Trainer

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Joined December 2007
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@JohnCleese
John Cleese
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For a start, Elon, they didn't have a father like yours That's why many of us are reasonably sane
@g_gosden
Simon Gosden. Esq. #fbpe 3.5% ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿฆ ๐Ÿ’™
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Winner.
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@DisavowTrump20
Protect Kamala Harris โœŠ
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๐ŸšจNEW: Maine Democrat Graham Platner is head of Susan Collins by 14 points in a new poll of the U.S. Senate race. RETWEET if you support @GrahamforMaine as he runs to beat Collins!
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@JohnCleese
John Cleese
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Very good news
@Biz_Ukraine_Mag
Business Ukraine mag
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Looks like Russia may be in deeper trouble than many imagined. Putinโ€™s actions in recent days speak volumes: - apologising to Azerbaijan - begging Cuba for soldiers - importing fuel from China - cancelling summit with Arab leaders
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@Fernand46357857
Fernando Oliver, Esq.
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@nickreeves9876
Nick Reeves #RejoinEU #NAFO #FBPE
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When will @bbclaurak @bbcquestiontime @BethRigby and all the other mainstream journalists start doing their job and cover the most important issue in British politics, Nigel Farage's links with Nathan Gill and Russia?
@nickreeves9876
Nick Reeves #RejoinEU #NAFO #FBPE
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Reform UK has been desperately trying distance Farage from traitor Nathan Gill. But here is @ConorGogarty reading Farage's own quotes about bribe-taker Gill back to him: "I have worked closely with Nathan Gill as leader of Ukip Wales. I have always found him to be hard-working,
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@markomihkelson
Marko Mihkelson ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
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UK, France and Germany unite to turn Russian assets into Ukraine aid. This is a long-awaited move that should now be implemented without any delay. https://t.co/QXcrQRi2St
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thetimes.com
The G7 plan could unlock up to ยฃ250 billion for Kyiv by converting frozen Russian state funds into loans and military support
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@JohnCleese
John Cleese
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We really don't need another crook
@Tush27J
Alethea Bernard
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Nigel Farage. Dodges any accountability for Brexit. Plays fast and loose with the Clacton House saga. Talks of nothing but immigration. Downplays the Nathan Gill story. Did f*ck all as an MEP; even worse as an MP Nigel Farage is a con man.
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@visionergeo
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โ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธIn an article by the Telegraph, we read: ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ"Putin is completely trapped. He is in a deadlock and may start a new war to cover up Russia's collapse caused by the war with Ukraine. Putin is losing the economic war faster than he is gaining military advantage in Ukraine.
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@DakdaR22
D.Radka, #NAFO ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
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Never forget why you sleep peacefully, Europe!
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@dave43law
dave lawrence ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ 
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This
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@BohuslavskaKate
Kate from Kharkiv
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Estonia has urgently closed part of its border with Russia following the appearance of armed "little green men," ERR reportsโ€ผ๏ธ โ€œWeโ€™ve observed large, heavily armed groups engaging in suspicious activity. These are clearly not border guards, and the situation poses a real
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@AnnieForTruth
Annie
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Trump has weaponized the justice department. Pam Bondi is serving as his personal attorney, NOT as an AG serving the American people. She is going after his political enemies like Comey, James and Bolton. #ReleaseAllTheEpsteinFiles #EpsteinTrumpFiles #TrumpEpsteinCoverUp
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@bluhue123
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Raise your hand โœ‹ if you agree with Lawrence O'Donnell
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@JohnCleese
John Cleese
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Pretty fair But he controls the media, so...
@EuromaidanPR
EMPR.media
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The idiot lost Syria, the idiot lost Iran, the idiot lost Azerbaijan and Armenia, the idiot forever lost Georgia, Moldova, and Ukraine. He is left only with his stupid people, who in a quarter of a century still haven't realized that their leader is an idiot.
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@MAGACult2
MAGA Cult Slayer๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
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Former Trump White House attorney, Ty Cobb calls out Pam Bondi as being the most corrupt AG in modern history.
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@JohnCleese
John Cleese
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A righteous battle against the idea of Democracy
@berlin_bridge
Jessica Berlin
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Putin: We invaded Ukraine to annex it and fulfill glorious Russian destiny Useful idiots: But but Nato https://t.co/k2Vmn6xUbl
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@JohnCleese
John Cleese
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interesting...
@reformexposed
Reform Party UK Exposed ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
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Anyone know why @Nigel_Farage and his fellow MEPs voted against plans to tackle Russian propaganda? Coincidently, it was around the time Nathan Gill was taking bribes from Russia. https://t.co/xyP0FuZES9
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@DisavowTrump20
Protect Kamala Harris โœŠ
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๐ŸšจNEW: Chicago Pastor David Black, who was assaulted earlier this week by ICE agents while peacefully protesting, is suing the agency alongside the ACLU for violating his First Amendment rights. RETWEET if you stand with Reverend Black against the Trump Administration!
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@JohnCleese
John Cleese
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Another man who thought that no rule ever applied to him
@LaindonFEMINIST
Viviane: 10yr Keir
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The very worst PM to ever hold office. He should be prosecuted. He is a disgrace.
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@Mollyploofkins
Molly Ploofkins
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'You better start obeying the Constitution. It's going to get real ugly if you don't follow the laws and obey the Constitution like you swore an oath to do.' - National Federation of Federal Employees President Randy Erwin puts Trump on notice https://t.co/BmsaMEVQmB
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