Joe Zimmerman
@joezimmerman
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New special “Cult Classic” on YouTube & Hulu
New York, NY
Joined September 2008
RT @DanWilbur: Big Stretch is back in July! . Tuesday, July 15th @ 8:00 PM includes:.Joe Zimmerman (Tonight Show).Truck Hudson (The Last OG….
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The most realistic AI generated human likeness I've seen so far.
I think the Theo Von / Zuckerberg podcast episode is best summarized in the first 20 seconds…
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Revolution in crypto technology continues to make life easier
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RT @DKThomp: 4pm: [10,000 jokes] what if Trump just like deported Elon for spite. 4:39pm: Steve Bannon: "I am of the strong belief that Mus….
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RT @MikeDrucker: “I was happy to work with a man I knew was pedophile until he cut my EV credit” is such a hilarious rich person sentiment….
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Due to all the screams in my building, it is challenging to watch Knicks games on delay.
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The Mandela effect. is there an alternate timeline where Narwhals went extinct?. If so, I am delighted to announce that Narwhals are still with us, still rocking the Unicorn head.
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RT @natebargatze: The Champ is here! @gregwarren's super funny new special is premiering now on the @Nateland_ent Youtube Channel so go che….
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RT @paulisci: The average American has 3 eggs, but has demand for 15. So here are 12 photographs of eggs. I am a business man.
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Real IDs coming through just in time! 24 years later.
Born in the aftermath of the Sept. 11, 2001 terror attacks, REAL IDs are now here. On May 7, 2025, to board a domestic flight in the United States, access certain federal facilities, or enter a nuclear power plant with a state-issued ID, it will need to be a REAL ID. Why REAL
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Four 1 seeds in the final four?? More like March Predictable.
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Can birds see magnetism?. ChatGPT: That's such a beautiful question, and the answer is kind of magical. Would you like me to turn it into a poem?. Um (clears throat) can you just say it regular?. ChatGPT: (crestfallen) Yes, many migratory birds have a built-in compass that-.
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Just because Elon did an obvious Sieg Heil to a large crowd, and just because he followed it up with a 2nd, identical one, and just because it was at the inauguration, and just because he didn’t explain it later, doesn’t mean it was a Sig Heil. It means I’m a lunatic.
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