Nothing's worse than Walgreens chit chat.  Check out my new special "The Champ" on @800pgm Upcoming Shows: Dec 5-7: Columbus, OH Dec 18-2: Cincinnati, OH Dec 26-31: Kansas City, MO Jan 2-3: Salt lake City, UT #drugstore #comedyreels #oldfolks #walgreens

Tonight's full Cold Moon (a supermoon), rising over the East River as seen from Manhattan.

The Big Dumb Eyes are still rolling 👀 We spent last weekend in Charlotte, Greenville, and Charleston. Up next: Salt Lake City and Boise. See you SOON!

While I am, of course, rooting for them, we should definitely double check their results

AI slop is bad, but don't sleep on human slop!

I wish authors would stop trying to rewire my brain

Vegas is kind of like if everything bad went to the same location and showed off.

I know Gronk is a football legend but how does that translate to answering everyone's questions on here?

A lot happening in the world AND ALSO I’m in Salt Lake City this Fri / Sat at Wiseguys 🍂💐🌞

My biggest pet peeve is when I get on an elevator and then …someone else is already on it. How about some privacy!??

Birdwatching in Central Park

Guys I did something very smart. I noticed Powerball is at 1.8 billion dollars, so I bought slightly more tickets than usual.

A few more weeks to train before fall migration 💪

The hardest part of being a sell-out is finding a buyer

Strength training for birdwatchers

For some reason people are talking about how cool I look for upcoming shows

Forgetting passwords has saved me from signing back up for Hulu / Disney / HBO, the past 8 times I've tried to resubscribe.

All the Mission Impossibles you've seen over the years, can you name Tom Cruise's character without looking it up?

Joe Z m̶o̶d̶e̶l̶i̶n̶g̶ comedy tour heads south! 8.30 | Bristol, TN | Blue Ridge Comedy 8.31 | Asheville, NC | Third Room - Disclaimer Lounge 9.4 | Mobile, AL | The Crescent Theater 9.5 | New Orleans | The Howlin' Wolf 9.6 | Lafayette, LA | Club 337

Minneapolis! Amazing week at Acme, last two shows tonight 7 & 9:30🐦@AcmeComedyCo *Bonus points if you know the MN state bird