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@GregWarren
Greg Warren
3 days
Nothing's worse than Walgreens chit chat.  Check out my new special "The Champ" on @800pgm Upcoming Shows: Dec 5-7: Columbus, OH Dec 18-2: Cincinnati, OH Dec 26-31: Kansas City, MO Jan 2-3: Salt lake City, UT #drugstore #comedyreels #oldfolks #walgreens
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@BirdCentralPark
Manhattan Bird Alert
3 days
Tonight's full Cold Moon (a supermoon), rising over the East River as seen from Manhattan.
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@natebargatze
Nate Bargatze
6 days
The Big Dumb Eyes are still rolling 👀 We spent last weekend in Charlotte, Greenville, and Charleston. Up next: Salt Lake City and Boise. See you SOON!
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@EmoPhilips
Emo Philips
8 days
While I am, of course, rooting for them, we should definitely double check their results
@AP
The Associated Press
@AP
2 months
Polar bears take over an abandoned research station in Russia.
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@joezimmerman
Joe Zimmerman
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AI slop is bad, but don't sleep on human slop!
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@joezimmerman
Joe Zimmerman
28 days
I wish authors would stop trying to rewire my brain
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@joezimmerman
Joe Zimmerman
1 month
Vegas is kind of like if everything bad went to the same location and showed off.
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@joezimmerman
Joe Zimmerman
2 months
I know Gronk is a football legend but how does that translate to answering everyone's questions on here?
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@joezimmerman
Joe Zimmerman
2 months
A lot happening in the world AND ALSO I’m in Salt Lake City this Fri / Sat at Wiseguys 🍂💐🌞
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@joezimmerman
Joe Zimmerman
3 months
My biggest pet peeve is when I get on an elevator and then …someone else is already on it. How about some privacy!??
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@homelesspimp
HOMELESSPIMP
3 months
Birdwatching in Central Park
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@joezimmerman
Joe Zimmerman
3 months
Guys I did something very smart. I noticed Powerball is at 1.8 billion dollars, so I bought slightly more tickets than usual.
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@joezimmerman
Joe Zimmerman
3 months
A few more weeks to train before fall migration 💪
@joezimmerman
Joe Zimmerman
4 months
Strength training for birdwatchers
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@joezimmerman
Joe Zimmerman
3 months
The hardest part of being a sell-out is finding a buyer
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@joezimmerman
Joe Zimmerman
4 months
Strength training for birdwatchers
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@joezimmerman
Joe Zimmerman
4 months
For some reason people are talking about how cool I look for upcoming shows
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@joezimmerman
Joe Zimmerman
4 months
Forgetting passwords has saved me from signing back up for Hulu / Disney / HBO, the past 8 times I've tried to resubscribe.
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@joezimmerman
Joe Zimmerman
4 months
All the Mission Impossibles you've seen over the years, can you name Tom Cruise's character without looking it up?
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@joezimmerman
Joe Zimmerman
4 months
Joe Z m̶o̶d̶e̶l̶i̶n̶g̶ comedy tour heads south! 8.30 | Bristol, TN | Blue Ridge Comedy 8.31 | Asheville, NC | Third Room - Disclaimer Lounge 9.4 | Mobile, AL | The Crescent Theater 9.5 | New Orleans | The Howlin' Wolf 9.6 | Lafayette, LA | Club 337
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@joezimmerman
Joe Zimmerman
4 months
Minneapolis! Amazing week at Acme, last two shows tonight 7 & 9:30🐦@AcmeComedyCo *Bonus points if you know the MN state bird
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