Joel Ormsby
@joelormsby
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Norn Irish. Atheist. Match announcer @OfficialTmufc. Ian Wright called me an all round cool guy on national TV.
London
Joined February 2011
It's not a secret garden if it's written in One Foot letters on a chalk board outside your pub. It's just a garden. Thanks.
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Normalise referring to Conor Melody as "The Galway Gascoigne"
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š“ó §ó ¢ó ·ó ¬ó ³ó æ The draw for the semi-finals of the Welsh League Cup, which takes place tonight, will be determined by a go-kart race involving former footballers. Joe Ledley, Danny Gabbidon, Andy Legg & Scott Young will each represent a team, whose race positions will correspond to the
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Anyone want to tell him?
England was named after the people, the English people. The English people are a distinct group of people.
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When you realize the intro of the famous song "Smoke on the Water" by Deep Purple is the intro of Beethoven's 5th Symphony simply played backward. Mind-blowing. https://t.co/YzLsMGHtPZ
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I canāt possibly imagine who this award might have been invented for. š
Gianni Infantino will present the inaugural āFIFA Peace Prizeā at the draw for the 2026 World Cup, footballās world governing body has announced. The award is designed to acknowledge āindividuals who have helped to unite people all over the world in peaceā with the winner to be
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If you feel like you're bad at your job and it's making you depressed, just consider that, as the investigation of the recent heist revealed, the password to access the Louvre's videosurveillance system was "Louvre".
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West Ham relegation would cost taxpayers Ā£1.25m because rent paid would halve per ā¦@MattLawtonā© https://t.co/wah66Vg5kw
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Feel like now, as many football fans lose their minds about managerial performance, is a good time for a reminder of one of the best football quotes from Sir Pierre van Hooijdonk.
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HES DONE IT!!!!! CURETON!!! @JamieCuro makes English football history by scoring in all 10 divisions of the English footballing pyramid. Like a fine wine. He gets better with age! ITS 4-1! Get in! @dussyroversfc 1-4 @KingsParkRFC
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The responses to this either prove that top level football twitter is either mostly AI or mostly teenagers.
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When Brownsā OL coach Bob Wylie became an all-time great Hard Knocks character.
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On Wayne Rooneyās birthday, a reminder of Kevin Campbellās first impression of playing alongside him for Everton reserves. What a great storyteller. Well worth revisiting in the @UndrTheCosh archives.
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Also - go to a nice pub and have a pint or two on your own with a book. Honestly- its magic.
Alright I have a big confession to make. And I'd like to thank Joe Flacco for helping me to muster up the courage and admit a dark secret. For YEARS I treated the host stand like a parole hearing. āYeah, my dateās running late.ā āSheās stuck at work.ā āHer plane got diverted
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There are 72 clubs from 37 nations playing across the Europa League and Conference League league phases. A Scottish side is bottom of each 36-team table.
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I just learned today that the Louvre thieves left a wild Easter egg: the elevator truck they used to rob the Louvre had been stolen nine days earlier in the town of Louvres, just a few kilometers outside Paris. That's straight out of Casa de Papel-level storytelling.
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