Joel Ormsby
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Norn Irish. Atheist. Match announcer @OfficialTmufc. Ian Wright called me an all round cool guy on national TV.
London
Joined February 2011
It's not a secret garden if it's written in One Foot letters on a chalk board outside your pub. It's just a garden. Thanks.
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Reminder that there's over 720k empty homes in England alone. More than a third of those long term empty. If the government wanted to do something about homelessness or actually hit targets for building homes they'd start there. Instead of protecting landlords.
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Catching up with masterchef. Theme of round "cook american dishes". They all cook tacos. Get fucked. Disqualify the lot.
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Right come on then @OfficialTmufc fans. Anyone got any produce to reward the first hattrick of the season?.
Only in Somerset 😂🥔.A sack of spuds was given to Yeovil Town's first league goal scorer of the season. It used to be a tradition at the club, but was revived with a local greengrocers help for the Glovers's 130th anniversary. Enjoy your spuds, Josh Sims! 🥔.
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RT @OfficialTmufc: Yesterday marked our first competitive game for our Under 23s at Step 7. 12 current and former TMUFC academy / youth pl….
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Normally only get the international away match tickets about 5-10 days before. Got my ticket for Germany sent out on Tuesday. Gotta love the Germans and their aggressive competence. 10/10.
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The longest putt I've ever had by some distance. No reference point for how hard to hit it. Went 20 yards past the hole. 😃
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RT @TFSS_yt: 🚨 NEW VIDEO 🚨. ⚽️ I visit @OfficialTmufc to explore their story + modern stadium, Imperial Fields.🇯🇲 I try potentially the bes….
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Today an opposition fan decided to walk up from his viewing spot by the corner flag, climb the steps to find me an rant about how "unprofessional" I was. I don't get paid, and we're not a professional football team. Hahahahahahahahah #rattled.
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Watched 3 goals from my hometown side @OfficialTmufc and 3 goals from other hometown side @bangorfc today. Football is so back.
Michael Morgan extends Bangor's lead ⚽. What an opening game of the season for Lee Feeney's side!. #BBCFootball
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Football is back.
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