If I've said it once, I've said it 1000 times: there is a Simpsons quote for every occasion. Looking to sum up the last two weeks on this site? There's a Simpsons quote for that: https://t.co/92aj6FrZxX

If you're a salaried employee and your employer starts talking about working "long hours at high intensity" they're bascially asking you to donate your time to the company. It's up to you to decide if you like your job enough to do it for free because you kind of are.

Today’s baking project: Farmhouse White Sandwich Loaf from Farmgirl Fare. Recipe: https://t.co/0ynpnI7Jh6

The home opener seems like a good time to bust out the traditional Packers/Bears hymn. #gopackgo https://t.co/MKcpp1R2jD

All our gear and food for 4 days in the BWCA packed into 3 canoe packs. I know I’ll feel different after the first portage but right now I don’t think we’re overpacking.

This is disappointing news. The Bachelor Farmer cafe was one of my go to breakfast places (along with the dearly departed Moose & Sadie's). I can think of few things the North Loop needs less than a steak joint. https://t.co/GTq4NHsNfX

Tonight’s Murder, She Wrote Trivia: Both actors who appeared on stage as Sweeney Todd opposite Angela Lansbury’s Nellie Lovett (Len Cariou and George Hearn) have each guest starred on Murder, She Wrote.

Back from a relaxing week on Eagle Lake in Ontario with my family. We caught fish and no one ended up going for a swim. I call that a successful trip.

Our dessert tonight has reignited a debate from Velocity EU 2015: What even is “flan”? https://t.co/saPvR9HWbj

We didn’t just come to Madison for the lousy Smarch weather. We also came to go #beyondtheeats with @altonbrown. Worth the trip.

Is there yet a consensus on mid-post pandemic elevator etiquette? Is it one party per car, mixed party but everyone masks, or is it the “pfff, what pandemic?” cattle car?

I have reached the age where staying up too late and drinking too much feel exactly the same the morning after.

I was on my third guess when @jasonjwilde decided to spoil today's Wordle. cc: @WildeAndTausch

Watching the CBS Halftime Crew vs. the halftime show speaker stack is more entertaining than the actual game.

Finally got around to watching “No Time to Die”. It was enjoyable enough. But when your Big Bad is recycling plot lines from season 2 of Dark Angel, your movie has problems.

This again? Strib publishes this exact same article every time a major roadway is redesigned. Also, the subject of the article is opening a diner near a large, residential neighborhood & they're concerned about suburbanites not being able to park?🤔 https://t.co/WhQn6JaSKN

Early birthday present from my brother. #gopackgo

Minneapolis voters decide to pretend 2020 never happened. Aaron Rodgers apparently fibs about his vaccination status and now, Plot Twist! he's got COVID. What a week, huh?

I don't understand NFL broadcast rules. Vikings/Browns ends early so they go to bonus coverage of Titans/Jets and stay with that game rather than go to the Packers game ON TIME?!?

Watching Ripley figure out that she's now big enough to jump from the floor onto the kitchen counter is a little bit like watching Spider-Man discover his superpowers. But in this case with great power comes the ability to land directly on a hot stove.