EMPATHY is being able to steelman your opponents' morals do your enemies bewilder you? can you not imagine a world where your team are actually the bad guys & they are the good guys? what, are you some kind of psychopath?

tom cruise does all his own stunts so when his character dies at the end of that movie you know they really shot him twice in the head

are they trolling us by throwing this large green double entendre on the wnba finals court?

tbh if the devil himself paid me $375,000 to tell him a joke i would definitely make god the punchline

@rickadan what's your instinct for taking down a pitbull unarmed?

basketball the only sport that still attracts creative people: -mma now ruined by khabib "hug of death" -at highest levels boxing & bjj have always only been about scoring technical (boring) points -if youre creative, theres only one sport for you

-no one writes songs about baseball anymore -no recent american football or hockey songs -no non-commissioned soccer songs -basketball is the only major sport still inspiring songs every day!

surprise twist amelia earhart assassinated jfk 😯 did not see that coming

always fascinating how men tend to default to philosophical debate, & women to longhousing

LA - a bit of writers block

as a kid i never got the sound of music "do-re-mi" song. why did they want us to do a deer? why did they think a ray was the same as a drop? what did a fa have to do with running?

what you think about conjectured future artificial superintelligence doesnt tell me anything about future artificial superintelligence. but it does tell me about you

if any bees build a beehive, all bees die #ifanyonebuildsiteveryonedies #iabied

"ask not what your country can do for you: ask what you can do for your country" - america is a misaligned artificial superintelligence

"if anyone builds it, everyone dies" is the same kind of incitatory speech as calling trump a nazi or kirk a fascist

let's de-euphemize the rest of the u.s. gov: dept of agriculture -> dept of corn syrup dept of homeland security -> dept of spying dept of education -> dept of student brainwashing & loans dept of energy -> dept of nukes & gas (fallout & fill-up) dept of treasury -> money printer

the thirstiest place on earth has to be that womens prison in texas where theyre keeping ghislaine, elizabeth holmes, reality winner, & jen from real housewives

culture flits on a collective whim, but i hope youll remember those people who were uncowable

vanity fair should cover melania, & christians should bake gay cakes. chill out guys it's fine

american cannabis 25% thc will poison you. you need to be badweedmaxxing. get the lowest "quality" you can find, & keep your tolerance low. grow or buy in bulk, & store for long periods to naturally temper active ingredients

guys here's a hot tip: if you ever need to talk to yourself in public, maybe to think through something or react to something, just hold your phone up to your ear. its magic!