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“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take -Wayne Gretzky” -Michael Scott • Created an apparel brand called @obvious_shirts

Chicago, IL
Joined February 2011
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Hear me out.
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Wrigley Rally House.
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Gross.
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Baseballism is out, Tom Brady is in. Card Vault: Sports cards, Pokémon & More.
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Congrats to the 3 winners! Please send me a DM and I’ll get you taken care of. #TeamRedBill. @treyelerson .@MichaelN723 .@Jcramer_1231.
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Just bought mine. I’ll buy 3 people who follow @joe__obvious and quote tweet #TeamRedBill their Red Bill All-Star hat of choice. I’ll announce winners this Friday.
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RT @joe__obvious: Just bought mine. I’ll buy 3 people who follow @joe__obvious and quote tweet #TeamRedBill their Red Bill All-Star hat of….
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Just bought mine. I’ll buy 3 people who follow @joe__obvious and quote tweet #TeamRedBill their Red Bill All-Star hat of choice. I’ll announce winners this Friday.
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RT @crawlyscubs: I’m going to have to set the alarm clock super early if I am going to be first in line ahead of @joe__obvious to get this….
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Get the fuck outta here.
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Every MLB stat website on the planet has this wrong. Justin Turner clearly has a SAC in 2025. #Cubs
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On Friday the 13th!.
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Paul Skenes vs. Cade Horton at 1:20 on Friday at Wrigley. My goodness.
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*Typos. Busch’s SLG is .465.Busch had 184 hits.Rizzo had 188 hits.
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Rizzo was 4 years younger and his career number started to hockey stick. Only time will tell with Busch but he doesn’t have as much time on his side.
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I went down the rabbit hole to compare Anthony Rizzo’s first 700 at-bats as a Chicago Cub vs. Michael Busch’s first 700 at-bats as a Chicago Cub and the comparison is kinda crazy.
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Hoodwinked & Bamboozled.
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Media: The Chicago Bears are atrocious at developing QBs. If I’m a top QB prospect, I’d refuse to play for them. Caleb Williams: Other teams were my top choice but I’m gonna make Chicago work. Media: I can’t believe he said that! Such a bad look. This is a HUGE issue #TeamCaleb
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2016 had Bryzzo, 2025 has PC-EIYA. #PCEIYA
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RT @obvious_shirts: Gonna show Miles this when he’s old enough to understand. #MVPCA
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Neighbor said shooters were TEENAGERS. One reported to be 16. WTF.
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Bystander grazed from a stray bullet from the parking lot across the street. Appears that everyone is okay 🙏.
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My neighbor told me it was gang related involving 2 gangs. That has not been confirmed. Crazy.
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