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@jocelynseip

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Melbourne, Victoria
Joined February 2009
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@jocelynseip
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5 years
when ppl ask what my favourite show is
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5 years
current mood: absolutely losing it over these pics of bad panoramas of dogs
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4 years
well I accidentally watched BTS on the tonight show and.....I might stan
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4 years
Ham window
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7 years
My favourite type of architecture is "used to be a blockbuster"
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@jocelynseip
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9 months
Wow the prime minister of australia hugging Anthony Albanese
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yeah it’s called wicked
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3 months
tillies group chat must be great rn
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9 months
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9 months
my Saturday plans #matildas
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@jocelynseip
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7 years
Now is a really good time to change Margaret Court Arena to Tina Arena Arena
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@jocelynseip
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10 months
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@jocelynseip
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5 years
Could really use that Kevin Rudd 900 bucks from 2009 right now
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10 months
@LucyXIV ukulele apology video for grooming incoming
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@jocelynseip
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4 years
Happy Mother’s Day to my ex boyfriend’s new girlfriend
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@jocelynseip
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9 months
the Swedish soccer team manager
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10 months
the woke matildas babyyyy
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9 months
at the end of the day…….every single Matilda is truly a hot hot sexy gal and that’s all that matters
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@jocelynseip
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7 years
I really relate to Matt Duchene leaving the game half way through cos that's what I wanna do at work every day
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9 months
no matter what at least we’re not English
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@jocelynseip
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5 years
Joker (2019)
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@jocelynseip
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5 years
y’all heard of Serena Williams
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I challenge you to name one female athlete who is better than the best male athlete in her sport.
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@jocelynseip
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4 years
im LOSING IT at this recipe in an influencer's cookbook
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@jocelynseip
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4 years
the real winner of the hottest 100 is my DM requests
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@jocelynseip
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9 months
Whichever Swedish player did that to our Sammy….you will not see heaven
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@jocelynseip
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5 months
lot of people would be shocked about the story of Jesus I tell u that
@JessicaWestcot8
Jessica Westcott
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Free Palestine Activists at #carolsbycandlelight in Melbourne
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@jocelynseip
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5 years
c'est moi
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3 years
Princess Diana woulda loved air fryers
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10 months
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@jocelynseip
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6 years
bae: come over me: I can’t bae: I’m watching the 1995 BBC Pride and Prejudice me:
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9 months
[abba don’t read this] what is the point of Sweden
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9 months
friendship with grand final ended. playing for third is now my best friend
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5 years
I wish I had the confidence of the man in my office who just REPLIED ALL to the generic IWD email that HR sent out to disagree with the ideas of the day
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4 years
I actually hope we have to be in lockdown for 10 more weeks to pwn Bec Judd
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10 months
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9 months
hey siri what are some slurs for French people
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9 months
A statement from Jocelyn Seip
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@jocelynseip
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3 years
why would dan andrews do this
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9 months
screaming crying throwing up
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@jocelynseip
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4 years
me at Kmart barkly square 8am on November 1
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@jocelynseip
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6 years
I just got a FULL TIME MEDIA & COMMUNICATIONS JOB u guys!!! It happened. I did it. 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻
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@jocelynseip
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3 years
Covid has finally broken me
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@jocelynseip
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5 years
mum: you need to stop drinking so much Pepsi it’s bad for you me: ok
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2 years
@ben_rosen Maris series when
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9 months
these women are all so incredible and did such an amazing thing and men have absolutely ruined it 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂
@alexibaceta23
Alex Ibaceta
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🚨 All 23 players of Spain’s World Cup squad have signed this statement and have resigned from the national team. The statement is also signed by 58 current and past players.
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4 years
how to make coleslaw: buy coleslaw
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2 years
twitter is a dating app if you’re funny and instagram is a dating app if you’re hot
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9 months
MACKENZIE ARNOLD YOU WILL ALWAYS BE FAMOUS
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@jocelynseip
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7 years
🇺🇸 Serena Williams: 23
@WeAreTennis
We Are Tennis
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Most Grand Slams winners: 🇨🇭 Federer 19 🇪🇸 Nadal 16 ↗️ 🇺🇸 Sampras 14 🇷🇸 Djokovic 12 🇦🇺 Emerson 12 🇸🇪 Borg 11 🇦🇺 Laver 11
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@jocelynseip
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2 years
the men in my DMs have spoken!!!!!
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4 years
I miss that brief afternoon when the monkeys broke out of the hospital
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4 years
you say borders are opening, I hear
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@jocelynseip
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3 years
POV: your date is very happy to see you
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5 years
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3 years
CRIMPY TREE 🎄
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@jocelynseip
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4 years
I am the manager of my local trampoline venue and there’s 30-50 feral kids here!!! they are just congregating
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@jocelynseip
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7 months
World Cup fever really screwed it for me. I tried to tell my (previously sport neutral) sister about the tillies starting lineup and she already knew ????
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5 years
me trying to find a bf
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2 years
not my business. my friends do email job or not email job. that's all
@lasmeninos
Las Meninos
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asking a close friend "what do you do for work again"
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@jocelynseip
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3 years
congrats to queensland on staying inside for the length of a netflix binge. you did it guys
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3 years
PEOPLE THAT ALREADY LOOK LIKE THIS EXIST!!!!!!!!!!
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1 year
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@biz_socks
Asscela Express
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How do you serve cunt in a way supports public transportation?
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5 years
HANNAH MADE ME A TOSSED SALAD AND SCRAMBLED EGGS BIRTHDAY CAKE
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5 years
I truly respect Lindsay Lohan for pretending to know the name of one single Australian person #MaskedSingerAU
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back to work for the year tomorrow
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7 years
I AM LITERALLY SOBBING
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7 months
let me buy this kit!!!
@TheMatildas
CommBank Matildas
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[me, sitting on my pile on money from betting and alcohol advertising money] someone should fix how men treat women
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5 years
Two women replied and said “this is why we need international women’s day” and I am officially dead now 👻
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4 years
@enmdj breaking my poor papa’s heart Cos these boys are handsome
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6 years
AFLW season 2021: the league is split into 10 conferences. there are 10 teams. no one plays any games.
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2 years
back in God’s country
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19 days
minute of silence for women getting murdered has the same energy as clapping for healthcare workers during the pandemic
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6 years
TINA ARENA COMMENTED ON MY INSTAGRAM POST LIKE 4 SECONDS AFTER I POSTED IT
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3 years
Ladies is it feminist to die of covid
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9 months
I hope we win tonight mostly to make that one guy who keeps tweeting weird stuff about the matildas mad
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me when I see my good friends Benny, bjorn, Agnetha and Frida #matildas
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3 years
my most toxic trait is I firmly believe I could do the uneven bars at the Olympics. Have never tried but I just know I could
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8 years
no one is gonna support women's footy, am I right? #AFLWomensGame
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2 years
Amanda Palmer joining TikTok and then immediately getting Pwnd by teens is MWAH chefs kiss 🤌🏻🤌🏻
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6 years
I finally wore my new dress today
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3 years
have just been sent this absolutely wild fb post
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4 years
might start an ethical clothing company and only make my sizes go up to a 14
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4 years
finally someone is discussing the struggles of drunk white women with ginger hair on tv #TheBachelorAU
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5 years
DM me for dates, boys that are gonna ruin my life only
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4 years
thinking about this again
@jackremmington
jack rem
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We’re creasing too much at this so had to share
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5 years
gambling ads ending with “gamble responsibly” is like saying “no offence” and then saying something deeply offensive
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4 years
the cereal is returning to the trams. we are the virus
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5 years
IM NOT KIDDING
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5 years
I'm moving desks at work and in my packing up I found a photo of my ex bf and instead of having a 6 day breakdown I simply....threw the photo in the bin and moved on. Is this growth?
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6 years
Weird how ppl are so opposed to gender neutral bathrooms but the bathrooms in your own home are gender neutral soooooooo
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9 months
wow great commentary I wish i was 20 years older than the author so I could DM him ❤️
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5 years
Melbourne culture is clicking 'interested' on every event Welcome to Thornbury posts and never ever going to any of them
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that’s crazy….how come they’re suffering???
@SenatorWong
Senator Penny Wong
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After Ramadan’s days of worship and fasting, Eid al-Fitr is a special time for Muslim Australians to come together as a community in prayer, hospitality and generosity. This year the suffering in Gaza will mean many Muslim Australians will mark Eid al-Fitr with sorrow.
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Me when I saw Scooby Doo (2002) for the first time
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3 years
Pic of me at the exhibition building in 10 mins
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4 years
All bases covered I guess
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i'm sorry
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6 years
Everyone posting pics of their Coles minis like....we get it....you have $30
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2 years
I only get my flood updates from my dad sorry
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