Jo Caulfield
@Jo_Caulfield
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STAND-UP COMEDIAN & COMEDY WRITER “★★★★★ Observer” - “★★★★★ Scotsman” - “★★★★★ The Herald” - “★★★★★ - SGFringe” - Always On Tour. Check website for dates ⬇️
Leith, Edinburgh
Joined August 2010
Upcoming gigs … GUILFORD LONDON EDINBURGH MANCHESTER SOUTHAMPTON GLASGOW NEWCASTLE Full details on website: https://t.co/5h0w2qNt8c
jocaulfield.com
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London Calling 🎼
GB News, "London has a crime problem, I wonder if Sadiq Khan should do something similar (to having the national guard on the streets)" President Trump, "He's a terrible terrible mayor" "Even as a civilian I was a respected person. He treated me very badly. Who is that guy?
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No - 2 million have turned towards streaming services. Netflix, Amazon, Apple, Disney+, ITVx, etc. Fuckall to do with anger. It’s to do with choice. They also ditched letters for emails, landlines for mobiles and newspapers for Twitter. 💚✌️
You’re entirely wrong and not understanding the anger of the British public. It’s why TWO MILLION of them have junked their BBC licence since 2020!!!
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Some aerial shots of the opening night of Edinburgh Christmas Market. Looks like it was very busy. @Alamy_Editorial
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London Calling 🎼
GB News, "London has a crime problem, I wonder if Sadiq Khan should do something similar (to having the national guard on the streets)" President Trump, "He's a terrible terrible mayor" "Even as a civilian I was a respected person. He treated me very badly. Who is that guy?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Give it a rest Liz. 🤦♀️
I and many other Brits are cheering Trump on. The BBC is the epitome of what has gone wrong with Britain.
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Hang the fuck on Last week you were saying these young people aren't deserving of £10 an hour pay And now you're saying it's because of high taxes they're leaving? Fuck off mate.
This disastrous Labour government is driving our brightest and best young people abroad because of high taxes. If you want a richer future for Britain, back Reform UK.
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Giveaway sayings of complete w@nkers: “Wrong side of history” “Critical thinker” “Educate yourself” “Bosh” “Cry much” “Well I’ve never heard of him/her” “Fake News” “I don’t get my information from mainstream media outlets” “Give your head a wobble” Have I missed any?
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Get fucked, you pile of shit.
14 years of Tory lies, deceit & failure. 16 months of Labour lies, deceit & failure-
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Listen in 'weak men of Britain step aside!!' as Little Liam Tuffs, Tiny Tommeh Ten name's mate takes a walk around a war memorial. [sound on]. 😂
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After a frantic shop 😮 with comedians @Jo_Caulfield and @stephenkamos, @thekatebliss isn't joking around with her bonus buy. #micdrop 🎤💥 Donate now to @BBCCiN: https://t.co/DEuBPxs6RZ 💻 Catch up on @BBCiPlayer
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They want to take away our BBC. They want to take away our NHS. They want to take away our human rights. They want to take away everything we have that makes life worth living. All for their own greedy enrichment. The far right, led by Trump and Farage, Badenoch and the rest
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They're jokes aren't blue but their shirts are! 🤭 Introducing our blue team, comics and friends @stephenkamos and @Jo_Caulfield. They're fans of the show, so can they turn laughs into lolly for #PudseyBear at the auction? 🔨 📺 12.15pm Friday @BBCOne 💻 @BBCiPlayer
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Friday 14th November …
Trading laughs for loot. 🤣 💷 Four stand-up comedians go Bargain Hunting to raise money for BBC Children in Need @BBCCiN. Watch this special episode on Friday, and find out how to donate to vital children's projects.
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https://t.co/4AfGGauunl Please could you share this? It's a charity gig for NE Edinburgh Foodbank @HibernianFC @Jo_Caulfield @The_Proclaimers @IrvineWelsh
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The elite are the 1% - so they can't win in a democracy. In order to win they need to convince half of the remaining 99% to vote for them. To do this, they first buy up the press. Then they demonise minority groups and create a made up crisis to convince you that the minority
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I say this, as a 22 year Army veteran, and in all sincerity, Farage is a fucking traitor and can go fuck himself.
Nigel Farage has a message for British soldiers on #ArmisticeDay. "Donald Trump is the one who guarantees our security. Without him, the UK would be helpless."
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