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Kuna team ilibeba politicians and joyriders for their trip to Tunisia lakini wanataka media coverage upon landing. Kuna journalist amewashow waeke hao politicans wao hapo JKIA wapige coverage💉💉💉 @pepeta_ke
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Sorry , next time I will put your suggestion into consideration the next time I go to purchase a phone , it means a lot :)
@Dreymwangi Mnunue IPhone na muache ujinga 😂😂😂😂😂
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It's because both women and Hurricanes share lots of things in common. When they come into your life,they are always wet and wild and when they leave, they take away your house and car
Why are these hurricanes named after women's names? Sijawahi skia hurricane Martin,haha.
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I now understand why Gen Z males want to marry Millennial females. I really do.
Not me having to explain why i made this comment on Instagram about 2 weeks ago when I don't even remember watching this reel😭 Hii ni relationship ama kortini my Lord🤧
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Apart from Kisii town, which other town (built in a valley) do you approach like this while driving at night?
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I said women wanahitaji a Museveni regime mkasema I need exposure.
I'm rebranding into a whole new woman and I'm loving it here😍strict regime has really changed me huku hakuna kubehave venye nataka😂
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Mguu imevunjika lakini atleast S24 iko sawa
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭okay so nimevunjika tu mguu hivo💔💔💔💔
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Women make rules for men they hate 😂 dem anakupenda atakuja ata hapo kwa kibanda mkule ugali na matumbo.
Sikatai it’s the thought that counts but Giraffe Center first date? Are we six years old 😂🥹
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I know that isn’t who I think it is? Focus. Stop talking about children you weapon.
That HandOfArsenal fella is a very strange individual. No doubt in mind he’s 40+ yet he searches up “set piece” in people’s tweets from years ago and spreads them online so they can get swarmed all day by Arsenal fans. Incredibly insecure person.
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I have always said Nairobi hunnies use dates as an excuse to go eat and try fancy places they can’t take themselves
Sikatai it’s the thought that counts but Giraffe Center first date? Are we six years old 😂🥹
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the worst thing that can happen to you is a kikuyu pillow princess
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The one with the earings>>>
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They'd never hear from me again, mtoto wangu atanisaka kama atanidai
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These crazy prices in the market are why affordable housing would be a banger if done well. Bedsitter anywhere hii Kenya haifai kupita 7,500 - 10,000 hata iwe na lift.
Ruaka iko na crazy rent wdym bedsitter 18k? What's this madness aki mtu ako banana anisakie hao ama area close
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