Jen Miller
@jmillmarie
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My life goal is to memorize the lyrics to every rap song.
NYC
Joined September 2009
Real talk, y'all. I would eat @ChipotleTweets so much more if they had an option for cilantro free rice.
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I fell asleep on my flight to NYC and just woke up to the pilot saying "Welcome to Baltimore." 😳
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Sometimes I wish there were replay buttons on banner ads. Is that weird? #advertisingthoughts
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The nearest @Whataburger is 922 miles away from me...do we think this is too far to pop in for an A1 Thick & Hearty during my lunch break?
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#overheardintheoffice "Do you know where the man's hands are?"
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There's a lockdown at JFK due to a "security breach" but I'm pretty sure it's just a way to force us to shop and eat more overpriced food.
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If you dare: http://t.co/0A5vkJLLsY (SPOILER ALERT: there are some serious spoilers)
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Is this true @brittenwolf !?! “@JimGaffigan: Interesting Fact: When you break your leg in Wisconsin they give you a cast made of cheese.”
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Don't underestimate your awesome. Make today a great one.
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“@TorchyTaco: Monday sucks. Let's get tacos.” Want to, @brittenwolf?
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In case you're wondering about my towing update, the truck that was coming to tow my car just broke down. #noluckwithatowtruck
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Oh, there are no tow trucks available in Austin when I actually want someone to tow my car? Of course.
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A flock of hipster kayakers have migrated to Town Lake! Must be springtime, Austin. #ATX
http://t.co/F9LYVUimQg
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Amazing. Notebooks that come with a digital backup - http://t.co/CXdi9kon35
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http://t.co/YpvRN2kAV0 Yes, it is safe for work. No, do not click if you are hungry.
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Here's your ridiculously odd, "when would someone ever use this?", stock photo of the day http://t.co/YDqnbOrrx1 (found by @jacobetter)
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