The only correct option is to sign Gordon and watch a raw, inconsistent scouser develop into one of the world’s best.

Rodrygo screams brilliant-start-but-fades-to-be-a-moments-player at Chelsea.

I get that Frimpong is the shiny new toy but it’s Bradley’s shirt and Jeremie ain’t getting it.

Saudis price fixing here. Al-Hilal offer £160m, that’s then the going rate for Liverpool or anyone else, and so they back off. Clever.

Nah but where is Joycey though in all seriousness.

Murals have this perfect sweet spot of feeling like they’re the embodiment of Against Modern Football when they’re actually Modern Football in a nutshell.

RT @ps2startupintro: @jkpkrn_ On the side of the Esso please, Rembrandt

To be fair at least we’ve waited for Dudek to retire to anoint him with a mural. I’d prefer we reserve them for absolute legends but a general rule of thumb should be that if there’s a chance you have to paint over it - you shouldn’t be doing it #Trent.

Disneyland expands. And they’re running out of heroes. Zak Whitbread mural next?.

I was told their pursuit of Ekitike meant Isak was guaranteed to be off. And yet.

So Newcastle did want both Isak and Ekitike then? Else why has it panned out like this?. If they aren’t willing to sell Isak but still wanted Ekitike then…?.

Hugo this, Ekitike that.

Ekitike can’t take the number 9 as that’ll be for Danns next summer.

PLEASE.

Why are German clubs like this.

To be fair, how would Nunez do in that league? . I’d say he’d be easily outpacing ageing centre half Franz Fritz against FC Baden Badenplatz.

Joycey sitting in a cozy cabin in North Wales as the rain falls outside, no phone signal, no WiFi, no distractions, no nothing. A smile returns to his face for the first time in years.

RT @jkpkrn_: @SamMcGuire90 Most importantly Sam, he’d be the first Hugo to play for us. Think of the Hugo Boss banner. Put down your abac….

RT @SalfordCityFC: We stand together as a team, a football club, a community and a game against racism and discrimination. Friday night’s….

Funniest outcome is we get neither, so it’s win win.