Josephine Karungi
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It has been three years of Perspective With Josephine Karungi
#PWJK
. I just want to say Thank you!
Thank you for the feedback
Thank you for reaching out to share your stories with me
Thank you for the shares, retweets, likes and all
Your support is why I am here
Don't stop.
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Now we just need that chopper on standby every time a woman is in labour on an island and cannot access a health facility chap chap.
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Please don't pick, please don't pick, please don't pick, plea....
Oh, Hullo, Hi! Good morning, Happy New Year...
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October: Clear and Clean out
The age of ignorance is over.
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What was the worst punishment you ever got in school?
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I respect ambulances, I give way. Even when I know one has been used to carry charcoal, I tell myself that there is a lit charcoal stove in there and the charcoal is to keep the fire going and the patient warm. But these other cars with sirens & no number plates...fire burn dem.
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My dad was involved in an accident a couple of hours ago. The other passengers in the car died on spot. Someone rushed him to a nearby clinic & called us.
I am sitting outside this hospital door, waiting, hoping.
Dr 1: "Aaargghh, another accident victim? Argghh" walks away
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Someone just told me that pregnant women who eat soil give birth to Land Grabbers.
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Taking away our tools does not help you.
Someone else is always recording what you do.
If you are not ashamed of what you do, let the media do their job.
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Good morning December!
Have a great month friends.
Rise above, keep your head up, hold your people up and be kind and useful.
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They never really throw you out. They embarrass you, remind you that they made you, discard you then pick you up later and clean you up again with something that allows you to smirk politely at your foes while keeping in line.
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Your black and white picture please...
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That line about life being short so do what you need to do was clear this morning.
A 2.7kg fish at Ggaba Beach, 11am.
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It started with the Organisations, then it came to the individual, and if it is seen to be something they can keep doing, they will come for individuals. We, you and I, are individuals.
#FreeNicholasOpiyo
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This person crawled out at 6:30am, removed the word arcade from his building and replaced it with mall.
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While people find 50k notes in their old handbags and Jean pockets, this is what I find. Once upon a time, this was a soda/a packet of chips or over 100 pancakes.
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It started with the Organisations, then it came to the individual, and if it is seen to be something they can keep doing, they will come for individuals.
We, you and I, are individuals.
#RestInPeace
Francis Senteza Kalibala
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A quick note;
My dad is better. Better means a lot.
His grace is sufficient.
Thank you for standing with us. The calls, texts, thoughts, prayers, contributions, visits...
Community comes through,
You are amazing humans.
May I be to you what you have been to us, a shoulder.
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It's not just the gun shot wounds.
It is the Mental Health of the man.
An attempt at your life, just the attempt, add that it takes your daughter & drivers life - that does something to you.
Stable condition is not it.
Stable is what you see, but maybe not how he really is.
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People walk on the streets but their ears are in meetings. You see them pause, then run to a quiet place and start looking for the phone in the bag to unmute, and then they start speaking serious English.
"Yes absolutely, as has been noted, it is inconceivable..."
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Good evening.
Just a polite note to say, please make way for ambulances.
Even if you suspect they are carrying non humans, clear the way.
You do not know for sure.
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Once upon a time, a gentleman went outside to check out the traffic sitch. On his way, he saw a girl, she was trying to tie her shoes. He stared at her for...guess how many minutes [25]. Then brought her back to meet the gang in the basement. The end.
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Hey people in Kampala...anyone with blood group O willing to donate blood tomorrow? Very urgent.
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I think the preacher looked around, & said, Thank You Lord, that you have brought all these people in this space, Now let me tell them & the world what others fear to tell them. They cannot hate me, i am a man of God. What can they do? They cannot walk out or switch off the TV.
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They are afraid to speak.
Times are hard
What if, after they speak, a letter falls on their lap?
They do not have a plan & the unknown looks pretty scary.
How did you pick yourself up after you left the employer that exploited you?
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No you don't.
No you won't.
What your force maintains and respects is Impunity.
UPDF regrets that some journalists were injured as security carried out its duties. We maintain and will always respect our relationship with the media fraternity. UPDF further advises journalists on duty to always wear easily indentifiable press jackets.
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I hope you all enjoyed your celebrations. Have a good day.
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No one should tell us how to grieve or how to condole with someone when they have lost a loved one...
I just wish we did better than RIP and MHSRIP.
Perhaps give them an extra minute and write it out in full?
I don't know but those abbreviations make me cringe.
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The girl who used to tuck in, wear white socks, comb her afro and carry a white handkerchief.
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This February, may you find courage, and may courage see you through.
And,
May we see beyond your social media smile and be to you the friend you need.
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Good morning!
You probably remember Santa Lucy Fungaroo.
Well, she needs your help. She is in a hospital in Nairobi, see thread for details. Please contribute directly to her on 0703178509 or 0782195992.
Please retweet, her help could be on your timeline.
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Curve out your little space. Make it work. Watch it grow. Open the doors for others. Watch them grow. Support them as they go out and curve their own little space.
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If you were BC, would you cancel your concert in a show of solidarity with your colleague in the industry BW?
I think it would be COOL if people just drank WINE together.
As you were.
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This March, Positivity only, toleta bad energy please.
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Thankful for this +1.
It has been a long year this one but here we are.
Thankful for those that have held my hand & walked with me. Thank you for seeing me & finding a place for me in your heart.
It is lonely journey when you cannot turn to good friends.
#YouBeFourty
Almost
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Looking back, I had a different but great year, renewed mindset. I am thankful.
For you formed my inward parts; you knitted me together in my mother’s womb. I praise You, for I am fearfully & wonderfully made. Wonderful are your works; my soul knows it very well. Ps 139:13-14
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This October,
Be intentional
Give your time to purpose,
Give your ears to wisdom,
Speak your truth,
Do not get drawn into senselessness,
Plan
Act
Build
Grow
Teach another
Bring your best to the table
Serve whole heartedly
Laugh
Heal with your words & actions
Be real about it
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I really like congratulatory emails.
Now, I just need money to actualise the congratulations.
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I do not know why BUT June feels like....
"Here I come
Niggas hold me back
Tired of holdin' back
I'm about to let the drag' attack...
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True story
Cameraman: 3k for each student's passport photos
HeadTeacher: Please let them pay shs 1,500
Cameraman: OK
Headteacher: Teachers, tell students to brink 4k each
Teachers: Students each of you bring 7k
Students: Mom, we were told to bring 10k
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Avoid the Northern bypass just now. Traffic is a nightmare and the thieves are moving on boda bodas looking into cars and waiting for a oppprtunity in the form of an open window to grab something. Stay awoke.
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Well this is embarrassing. The team won. They didn't have a picture of it or chose not to use one if they had it. This team lost, they had a picture. Could have just put the flags and scores if it was too painful for you.
So. Close.
FT: Uganda 52 - 43 Scotland
A physical match from start to finish.
#BBCNetball
#NWC2019
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Remember a world without WhatsApp, instagram and facebook? No?
Use the time to exercise, write, research for that proposal you need to write, have a family game night...matatu, otyo, scrabble...etc
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“As a woman you are better off in life earning your own money. You couldn't prevent your husband from leaving you or taking another wife, but you could have some of your dignity if you didn't have to beg him for financial support.”
― Ayaan Hirsi Ali, Infidel
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When we were younger, to get a new pen you had to bring proof that ink had run out of the first one. Same for a pencil. You had to bring the stub. But now, these people want to tax us more when we are still unsure that the taxes we already pay are doing what they should.
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Santa is FINALLY in Nairobi for treatment!
Santa was diagnosed with dermatomyositis at the age of five. She called out, you answered.
She needed 23million shillings.
We almost hit the mark.
I want to thank you for reaching deep into your pockets to give her a chance.
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Dear Mp Zaake, we are glad you are out of ICU. We hope you get well soon and come back home. We do not know what it will be like with your arrival but maybe you can learn from todays drama to prepare.
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#WCW
:
Number 98. NANDUTU AGNESS DISTRICT WOMAN REPRESENTATIVE BUDUDA INDEPENDENT
You put your mind to it, you fought the fight, you did the thing. Represent.
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We have been trained by education & environment to seek personal gain & security & to fight 4 ourselves. Though we cover it with pleasant phrases, we've been educated 4 various professions within a system which is based on exploitation & acquisitive fear. Jiddu Krishnamurti
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Dear Friends and others,
I am looking for people who work from home and are willing to participate in a study on air quality. No, money will not exchange hands but you will have helped the future and yourself with the information you receive. Kindly DM for details.
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“It's not my responsibility to be beautiful. I'm not alive for that purpose. My existence is not about how desirable you find me.”
― Warsan Shire
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Dear Twitter,
How much did you miss her?
We Missed You.
Welcome Back
@Mizzflav
!
I hope you're refreshed.
I know you're always up to the tasks.
Please carry a fork for the cake and a glass for the Ribena.
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To the men and women in uniform, You've got the uniform and the gun. They scream power. Stop abusing them by abusing the ones you swear to serve and protect. Have you not learnt yet that those things are temporary? One day you have it, next day you're a man/woman in captivity.
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If I ever doubted they gave me the right baby in the hospital, I got my answer with the first question this morning.
Child: Where do grasshoppers come from?
Me:
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You know it, I am just reminding you.
Don't sell your soul.
The gains look good in the moment, but thats all the pretty there is to it.
It goes downhill FAST after that.
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Getting into the work world, I admired people who were always busy, always on phone, always in meetings as if solving world peace - yet not, responding to this and that in that polite accepted language. Now, they annoy me. And I am one of them.
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See who I found hiding in our Kampala! I told you I was going to report on you
@Snduhukire
, I am a reporter.
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After walking 3 hours to reach us this morning, nurse B said some thing that I needed to be reminded of.
Never allow to be locked up in a box while you are alive and can do something about it.
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This picture is a great show of many of the things that are wrong with our country.
Photo Credit:
@Reuters
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Hi everyone!
I have a PDF copy of MY HERO IS YOU - written & Illustrated by Helen Patuck. It is a book for children around the world, affected by COVID-19. If you would like to read it, kindly share your email & I will email it to you. Helen is ok with that. Retweet please
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As you go bullying people online & trying to tear their lives apart because you can & you have all the time in the world now & they seem to have it all together, REMEMBER, depression is a real danger & it is best friends with suicide. In fact, many times, they walk together.
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The reporter & camera person are in that place at that time because someone assigned them to go there & get that story.
Maybe you should come beat the one who sent them so that they are afraid to send another team another day.
If you must silence people, be effective.
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Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend. ~ Bruce Lee
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Today was a really really good day.
He took a slow walk around the neighbourhood with nurse B.
I am thankful.
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Please wear a mask or just wear the fancy protective shield Faridah is wearing. Safety is key.
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Happy new week people.
May you find a bit more courage to intentionally live YOUR life.
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Please I beg, The R in My Name is an R not an L.
Thank you.
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You know why we beat our children? Coz we were beaten. You know why we were beaten? Coz they got beaten. You know why they got beaten? They were slaves.
Things pass one generation to another without being questioned. When wrong is your normal, it becomes your natural" T.D Jakes
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#SnitchForSafety
Dear
@PoliceUg
and
@KCCAUG
,
Bars are continuing to operate. They turn off all the lights and make it seem like they are shut but when you get close, you can see people inside in the dark with very minimal light chilling close together like business as usual.
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If you're as proud as I am of this madam, join me and say...
#CongratulationsSanta
Well done
@Bossbaeomubwati
! You rise up against storms that many of us, if faced with the same, would falter. I think you're amazing.
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If I could convince you to buy something this morning,....I'd say, consider Odi.
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What I would love to do right now is give my girl
@Bossbaeomubwati
(Santa) a big warm hug & hold her until this storm passes. She has fought too hard. I want her to know that some of us who have seen her journey will keep standing with her.
Hugs Santa. This too shall pass.
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Strive to be your own boss and a great boss to those you serve.
Put an expiry date on employment
Set yourself up for your tomorrow
Value yourself and your contribution
Question your thought process
Know your worth and refuse to be treated shabbily
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PUSH...a little bit more than you normally would. Something is always cooking.
And who knows...maybe it's your turn now. 😉
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Working from home takes more from you than you realise if you do not pace yourself. You will work 12, 14, 16 hour days without thought to it.
May you know when to turn the computer off and spend time with family.
And if you don't, may Umeme do it for you.
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#EbigamboTebitta
was worth waiting for. Thank you
@FrankWALUSIMBI
for a wholesome two hours, well thought out guests, content, interaction and layout. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 until next Saturday. 9am to 11am on
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