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Joined August 2016
are you people okay.
I just saw a TikTok that said God is a girl dad and I agree so much 😭❤️.
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she needs to donate her brain to science.
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i like people who aren’t fazed when i’m dramatic, like just let me be i’ll be done in like 10 mins.
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it’s not even the racism of this country that scares me, it’s the denial of it.
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with the food still in the pan. ??.
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Imagine you ask someone to get you a drink and they hand it to you like the last one. Fuck right off.
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idk what it is but being questioned unnecessarily boils my blood😭😭.
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do you know how much willpower it takes to leave your bed in these kind of weather conditions.
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why are people saying anything other than D, you’re scaring me.
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this rebrand the girls do when they want a wedding ring asap is really dark and sinister.
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universities need to actually deep what’s going on. most students have gone home and they’ve shut all libraries, so what about students who dont have the correct environment to do assignments and revision in at home? they need to pattern up.
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the base colour on a french tip can reallyyyyy make or break the set.
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LOOOOOL he said here’s your fucking smile.
And thank you for a great evening in Peckham - and particularly privileged to meet the legendary founder of 805 #RoryWalks
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tell him you want to kiss.
we arguing and he making sense. what do i do now😭?.
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this or nothing.
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i refuse to believe people only know about zendaya because of spiderman and euphoria?.
someone: zendaya became known only for Spiderman and euphoria. how I met Zendaya
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you know it’s bad when assignments and uni start appearing in your dreams.
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going to a concert and finding out your babes is actually a groupie must be haunting.
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so how am i supposed to take my evenings walks when it’s pitch black by 5pm.
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because that is what that means.
It’s crazy how if a woman doesn’t personally hear from you within 48 hrs she automatically assumes that you don’t like her any more 😭😭.
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i’ve actually never dated a man funnier than me.
Ladies you ever dated a man and you were funnier than him? Don’t lie please.
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not seeing the issue.
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if you can shout at me you can definitely beat me up so no thank you.
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i’m sorry but that “summer isn’t over” bar is still spinning me, has dami ever been punched up before.
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getting lashes done is definitely worse.
getting your nails done is definitely one of the worst parts of self care lol, i don’t think i know many people that enjoy the experience, we just love the result.
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no thank you please.
I wish Twitter showed profile views like TikTok.
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she had me in a chokehold.
Yeah yeah we’re all obsessed with hello Kitty, but what about her? 🍓🍰✨
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i can’t mask any emotion tbh.
I can’t mask disappointment to save my life loool.
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“bum shaving mum” ??? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 who wrote this.
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the nigerian in me feels very uneasy about the way she’s rubbing her belly.
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why do people prioritise things like having the same music taste when it comes to choosing a partner, i find that so weird 😭.
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please get the camera off me.
Women after you miss their call: . I’m sorry for bothering you and for being a pest, enjoy your day.
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wow, has he ever called jess beautiful?.
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im not even sorry.
Feel sorry for anyone that has me on Tik tok, I’m a massive repost merchant.
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if i’m coming out with you in these temperatures you have to know i love you with my whole heart.
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she’s better than me, i would’ve locked off that live fast.
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that molly mae interview is pretty sad, that’s a cry for help right there.
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calm down?.
Goodbye summer. We're ready for winter now ❄️ Stay tuned for more info dropping tomorrow at 10am📣. #HydeParkWinterWonderland
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it’s actually an unspoken rule to get cutlery and napkins for everyone at nandos.
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so rude when I FaceTime my friends and they don’t pick up. if you hate me then just say.
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pray for your friends, you actually don’t know what they’re going through.
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need to take a break from prison break because why did i have a dream i was on the run with t-bag💔.
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i’m sorry but after a while pineapples start to sting my tongue, idk if it’s just me.
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unfortunately i take it personally when someone doesn’t want to take in my tv show recommendations.
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leave me alone cos this is what i’m on.
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People born in 1999 really think they’re way older than people born in 2000 LOOOOOL stfu man.
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It’s too funny when you ask a boy for his name and he says something like “JB” or “Scrapz” ??? Government names or I’ll just never speak to you pls.
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we know, you lot say this every time it’s sunny.
30 degrees in the UK is definitely different to 30 degrees abroad and I will not be told otherwise.
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being self-aware feels like a superpower these days.
As stubborn as I can be, I defo can look back at something I did n tell myself hey man what you did here was weird, say sorry 😭.
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i applaud the people still watching love island, the perseverance is mad.
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this season of love island better not be crap, will watch regardless but pls man.
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we fake laughed at boys jokes to avoid awkwardness for so long now they acc real life believe theyre funny, sigh.
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until bbc news announces that this lockdown is legit everything else is air.
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you’ll be having a bad day and a random man will start trying to talk to you??? i will BARK rn.
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Some of you need to realise that you will not die if you’re single pls.
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wait Georgia from love island cuffed a man who pretended to be a footballer and he robbed her😂😂😂😭😭I love this song.
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