Riley π
@jirachytft
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π β‘ π¨π³πΊπΈ β‘ professional sex haver, recovering pro gamer, Phillies fangirl β‘ nsfw: @rileyivyxox β‘ she/her
Philly | π₯πΆοΈ link β‘οΈ
Joined April 2020
Autistic girl enjoys taking the subway (fork found in kitchen)
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Every time I open grindr I am reminded of why I never open grindr
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Any time I see a tweet like this about biting I send it to my partner with the message "is for eating".
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Am I allowed to thirst for him or will a juan soto stan call me racist.
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Idk all the Kepler hate frustrates me when Casty is playing like he is. And I know why, it's cuz of what Kepler said about being told he was gonna be the everyday starter but wasn't, but like still come on now.
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Like tell me this isn't a strict upgrade if you can swing getting Ward. Surely someone will be cool with Casty as DH or something
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Anyone want to take me on a lunch date I'll send you more cute selfies
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My first Phils game was the walkoff wild pitch vs the Nats π
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How are you a by far universally better hitter but such a liability otherwise you still have less WAR than the guy CBP is booing. (ideally upgrade both tho)
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I'm being so deadass when I say, as much as I love his goofiness, we need to get rid of Casty before Kepler.
Castellanos canβt slug, canβt field, canβt run, and has no plate discipline . Genuinely what does he do well? Heβs a massive net negative.
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Real riley fans remember when I got so well known for one tricking Talon in tft set 6.5 that I got name dropped in a patch notes
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RT @fromkdwithluv: does anyone in philly want a kitty ?? we need to find him a home by tonight :(
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RT @mccrystal_alex: WALK OFF CATCHERS INTERFERENCE . PHILLIES WIN. WHAT A WAY TO WIN LMAOOOOO
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No the nsfw account linked in my bio is not the esc*rting one. If you know you know π₯°.
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Maybe just me but uh I don't want a known homophobe on my baseball team π.
According to @JimBowdenGM, the Phillies and Red Sox have discussed a trade involving Jarren Duran. Sign me up. I need July 31st to be here like I need oxygen. I need to know the plan. I need answers.
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I love that I have clients that follow both this account and my esc*rting account and they get to see uh. very different personas π
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Look I've loved Kepler since day one, I thought he was so right about deserving everyday playing time when he said it, and he's an absolute cutie, but it's getting harder and harder to defend him.
Max Kepler batting average. Last 7 games -- .111.Last 15 games -- .181.Last 30 games -- .187.RISP for season -- .151. #Phillies.
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Seeing this live was SURREAL.
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