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@jhonte_
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When she want me back but I already listened to that new Brent Faiyaz
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Kwani how much monthly allowance should the average Kenyan man give his babe?
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@nissi_nicole 😂😂😂i almost got scammed by a lady, now that i think about it, I'm just a lucky dumb nigga
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"Noma,sina" pulled this on a newcomer Jana and I'm running with it no matter what💯😂🤣
How do y'all deal with hawa watu huomba 100/200 *promising to refund* na hawarudishi?
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Mi primer Bota de Oro. Un honor de ganar este primer y ser reconocido como máximo goleador en Europa. Muchas gracias a todo mis compañeros y todo la gente del @realmadrid para ayudarme cada día para tener mi mejor versión. Nada seria posible sin vosotros a mi lado. Y por fin
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How Bayern identified this guy as the man to take them forward will forever be a mystery to me
🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Vincent Kompany's Bayern Munich have now won 14 out of 14 games this season. 100% WIN STREAK! ✅
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Can you tell I love Halloween?😁
Ouuuuu I can’t wait to show yall my costume for tonight 🥹🥹
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See how good men in women's story are always in past tense😂😂
He had put all my subscriptions on his card. iCloud, Google, Netflix, Spotify etc. Proper acts of service. 🥹
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He had put all my subscriptions on his card. iCloud, Google, Netflix, Spotify etc. Proper acts of service. 🥹
Using his card to buy him something >>>
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Dude added an extra clause and it still didn’t activate 💀
Not tweeting till Salah wins the Ballon d’Or or Wirtz scores a goal
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"Tokea nikuchome" when you broke af is considered a love language in my books, true friendship that one
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