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proud aries moon
london
Joined April 2011
funniest tweet ever contender
if we had a kid there’s no chance it’d be able to breath out of its nose, right?
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If a girl asks your zodiac sign and your first response is to be annoyed, you’ve already fucked up. You don’t have enough whimsy in your heart to entertain an arbitrary topic for even a little tiny bit and it’s ugly
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stalking my own archive and remembering i lived all of those lives.. miss you girl. you had so much fun. you survived so much
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when anaïs nin wrote “i have no fear of depths and a great fear of shallow living” and when sylvia plath wrote “i don't know what its like to not have deep emotions even when i feel nothing”
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this is literally bella hadid
pensando aqui que se a jlaw e o josh hutcherson estiverem mesmo no epílogo de amanhã na colheita, a gente vai ver a jennifer morena depois de 10 anos e ele loiro
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not in my world, not in my reality ! i love my oyster card so much, everything to me with the railcard discount x
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The Tesco worker doing 40 hours a week (all year mind you 👀) is just as entitled to a liveable wage as any other professional. If you have an issue with pay in your industry, raise it - but you don’t need to step on others to get higher up the ladder.
26.4k a year for minimum wage 40 hours a week. Teaching salary is 30k a year to start with. So you’re telling me I have to go to university for 4 years to then start off on a salary 3.6k more than someone who works at Tesco? That makes sense…
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one day someone will announce a virgin suicides remake but i hope that day never comes . sofia coppola did a one and done for the lisbon sisters, i never want to see anyone else attempt what she did perfectly the first time
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We still talk about you…
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one of the best movies to ever been made and i am not kidding
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in friendships and romance I keep realizing it doesn’t matter so much that someone is different from you it matters that they have the desire and capacity to meet you in the middle
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every time a new hunger games trailer comes out i am 13 years old again in the best way
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“For me, it was one of the worst days of my life. For you, it was just a Tuesday.” “The axe forgets, but the tree remembers.” etc
Why was my mom so mean to me growing up and why does she not remember being mean to me
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in another life i am a white boy that worships playboi carti and has a body count so high it even scares the bros
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Meeting someone exactly like the person that you used to be and now you gained a new layer of understanding your past
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