There is effectively no other way to rationally explain 90% of anything that happens on a daily basis anymore than to throw up your hands and say, "yeah, makes sense, every single person on Earth is functionally insane now and we aren't allowed to acknowledge it."

I would pay $80 a month to keep reading these

twitter confirmed that "try guys" is the no. 1 trending topic in the us, followed by "ariel" — here's the explainer: https://t.co/IXloAwWeIU

i got locked out for like 2 months for saying i was mayor deblasio and that i had hurt my wiener playing basketball

Journalists still asking if this was planned or it just "happened" somehow.

mackenzie davis has now played three gay robots. iconic

There are a lot of gems in @RespectThe__GAP's interview with @ImAngelaBassett, but this one is my fav https://t.co/PAXaOSl2df

I don't write much anymore, but when I do it's a collab with @peretti & @daozers on why you should bail on your family.

Great example of why you gotta read the whole post before sharing! Starts out head scratchy ("how is my bubble big when my household only does a lot of things?"), gets interesting (contact-tracing yourself, ok! cute graphics), ends with a moronic and irresponsible choice.

This is random middle school friend on Instagram behavior

states trying to stop the spread of the coronavirus by making restaurants close at 10pm

Tonight is the first time transgender people have ever been mentioned in a presidential victory speech. Thank you, @JoeBiden.

Four Seasons // Four Seasons Landscaping

It's ok to use the phrase "gay anthem" in this context.

https://t.co/wFFjbmAUzG

With a lot of talk about Native voting in Arizona. I thought I would share 2 maps. The left is a map showcasing all 22 tribes in the state. The right an updated 2020 voting results maps by precinct. This give you an idea of how Indigenous communities voted in the 2020 election.

A Trump supporter with access to a laser printer parked in Boerum Hill. The neighbors responded with two bags of dog shit, a parking ticket and a handwritten personal note. Car itself is in perfect condition.

I just want everything to back to NORMAL, when everything was single-celled, sort of proto pangea vibes, not even plants yet

They gutted the Voting Rights Act, slowed the mail, intimidated voters, invested billions in disinformation, closed countless polling stations in Dem precincts and everyone is running around saying, "How did Republicans get so many votes?!"