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Jesse Crall🕊
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Did Olivia Wilde write this?
@Variety
Variety
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A star has been reborn in Olivia Wilde, who delivered two of the standout performances at the Sundance Film Festival. Wilde shines as one half of a warring couple in “The Invite” and as a provocative artist in a sadomasochistic relationship with her assistant in “I Want Your
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Lily Lynch
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Catastrophic.
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The New York Times
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Breaking News: The number of Russian and Ukrainian troops killed, wounded or missing during nearly four years of war has reached nearly two million, a study says.
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Waiting for America's Dad to weigh in and guide us on what's happening in Minnesota.
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"He's a bandit and a heartbreaker/ Oh but Jesus was a crossmaker" I can't think of a better lyric. https://t.co/A1Bml7huZq
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You don’t much hear people refer to bathrooms as “the can” or “the john” anymore.
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Goofus Safdie Brothers traumatize underage actresses on set. Gallant Woody Allen has everyone home by 5:00.
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Did this after eating a pint of ice cream which is like driving home drunk in one piece: a heroic feat
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I'm a single-issue voter. I support whichever candidate wants to secure the most state & federal funding to educate kids on THE BLUES.
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"Look, I'm not saying people don't have a right to be upset but is what's happening in Minnesota *that* bad?" "This reminds me of when Pitino was coaching the Celtics."
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I ♥️ Populism!
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Jesse Crall🕊
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There’s a new movie out called HAMNET…that also happens to be what Chris Christie uses to catch dinner!
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Sean McVay: The Mayor of Los Angeles (“Tinseltown”)
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Jesse Crall🕊
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Sonic sewage. Music critics spread their legs wider than a cokehead on a Sheik's yacht. https://t.co/Ed2Y1yaNiF
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Now THIS is what I call music! https://t.co/J7Dj5tczQe
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Kids today want to be influencers instead of BLUESMEN.
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Blaming "The Israel Lobby" on whatever the government does that you oppose is just drooling American chauvinism. Of COURSE it can't be the tens of millions of American voters who support the same general policies year after year. It has to be a shadowy minority of Jews!
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Yeah, it's not the 77 million Americans who voted for him.
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It's Paul.
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"Roger complained that the seating was too cramped, faulting the airplane...Which would be debatable in his case."
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