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Matthew Robins

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Lover of lightweight sports cars, Nordic motor boats, France, wine and words. Not so keen on wind turbines, socialism, and the policing of speech.

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@jerseyrobins
Matthew Robins
8 days
This is a beautiful Christmas decoration made from driftwood by my absurdly talented wife, Isabel. A very happy Christmas to everyone here. May your days be merry and bright. x
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@gus_tawse
Gus Tawse
8 days
Tesco just arrived with the Christmas delivery. The driver handed me a bag and said ‘There’s a couple of substitutions, here’s your sprig of rosemary and haddock’ I said to him ‘This isn’t the thyme or the plaice’.
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@wearewebreality
Webreality
14 days
Thinking of a change of direction as the new year approaches? Webreality has four newly-created roles available in Jersey across tech, marketing and client management. Find out more here:
webreality.co.uk
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Matthew Robins
25 days
Bookmark this, all ye who habitually accuse Andrew Neil of being soft on the Tories.
@afneil
Andrew Neil
25 days
I promised I’d get back to you. Sorry for the delay. And for the length: To argue the Bank of England bears primary responsibility for the gilt yield spike and sterling collapse during your 49-day premiership requires selective interpretation and revisionist history.
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Matthew Robins
1 month
Show me a better example of demented overreach by the state.
@educationgovuk
Department for Education
3 months
What would you do with an extra 30 minutes in your day? 🤔 Free breakfast clubs are transforming mornings for 500,000 children - that's 95 precious hours back each year while children get a nutritious start to their day. Part of our Plan for Change ✨
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Matthew Robins
2 months
The first BBC piece I’ve seen or heard on this crisis that attempts to paint the full picture, objectively. Well done @BBCRosAtkins.
@BBCMarkSimpson
Mark Simpson
2 months
Worth a watch … @BBCRosAtkins on the BBC resignations. 🚨 https://t.co/GpyvvcyPhA
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Matthew Robins
2 months
This is an essential read, sadly.
@baylissbaghdad
Chris Bayliss
2 months
Like other decaying regimes, our own ruling classes are using absurdity and demoralisation as a political tactic. We will adapt to it, but we will never quite be the same again. My latest for the Critic. https://t.co/dAabgqGU55
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@MattCartoonist
Matt Cartoons
2 months
'I'm sending you to prison. Neither of us has any idea how long you'll be there' My latest cartoon for tomorrow's @Telegraph Buy a print of my cartoons at https://t.co/ILFJjPmckx Original artwork from https://t.co/bVPAkgE34y
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@jerseyrobins
Matthew Robins
2 months
Last week I challenged Deputy Mézec's claim to this govt's "fiscal prudence", made by him in an attack on Dep Bailhache. The context: the govt's defunding of the Social Security Fund. The Fiscal Policy Panel's conclusion in its annual pre-budget report: "Not prudent."
@SamMezecJsy
Deputy Sam Mézec
2 months
The Budget shows a closing balance of the Social Security Fund in 2026 of £109m, and in 2029 it will be £128m. According to Deputy Bailhache, this fund is being “plundered”. Riiiight 🤔
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Matthew Robins
2 months
Very sad. RIP Tchéky.
@BBCNews
BBC News (UK)
2 months
Tchéky Karyo, star of Nikita and The Missing, dies at 72
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Matthew Robins
2 months
It’s what socialists do. Jersey beware.
@DanielJHannan
Daniel Hannan
2 months
No one wanted to listen.
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Matthew Robins
2 months
By far my favourite video of the day. 🎃
@JustKimfromoz
Downunder girl. Doggos are my 🌏
2 months
Happy Trick or Treating friends ❤️ from 🇦🇺
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@wearewebreality
Webreality
2 months
Webreality combines smart tech and human insight to grow your business. We help you think smarter, move faster, grow stronger. https://t.co/nGyWW003Om
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Webreality
2 months
New brand, new plan, new recruits. We're looking forward to a new technology age with confidence and excitement.
@Channeleyemedia
CHANNEL EYE
2 months
Webreality has marked a new phase of growth in 2025 with five newly created roles and the launch of a refreshed brand. https://t.co/Neu4J2a3BD @wearewebreality
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Maurice Cousins
3 months
Energy executives raised fundamental concerns about Net Zero energy policy costs and low carbon energy demand assumptions. No @BBCNews coverage. Complete silence from @UKLabour and @LibDems MPs. When institutions avoid telling the truth, public trust erodes. And rightly so!
@ClaireCoutinho
Claire Coutinho
3 months
An absolute must watch. Energy bosses have just told Parliament that EVEN IF gas prices halved by 2030, the soaring policy costs of renewables would mean bills go UP. Ed Miliband’s plan means more grid, more expensive renewable subsidies, more paying wind farms to turn off.
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@KathrynPorter26
Kathryn Porter
3 months
Huge news at the @Conservatives conference @ClaireCoutinho announces she will scrap the Renewables Obligation in addition to the previously announced commitment to scrap the Climate Change Act She will also scrap carbon taxes on electricity generation Together these can cut
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@Tom_Slater_
Tom Slater
3 months
‘The synagogue attack is horrific, and horrifically predictable. Long before 7 October, anti-Semitism has been bubbling up from the depths. Old Jewish men suckerpunched. Cemeteries desecrated. All while the political class offered only warm words. For shame’ Me @spikedonline:
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@jerseyrobins
Matthew Robins
3 months
“Today, the blood of British Jews is on the hands of virtue-signalling politicians who have poured fuel on the fire of extremism with their posturing and appeasement.” I absolutely agree.
@antisemitism
Campaign Against Antisemitism
3 months
A statement from @GideonFalter, Chief Executive of Campaign Against Antisemitism, on today’s deadly attack on a synagogue in Manchester: “Today’s attack was made inevitable by the radicalisation and Islamist extremism that have been allowed to spread by successive governments,
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Matthew Robins
3 months
Oh yes. I wondered when one of these would come along. I'm sure I only need the one kidney...
@EncorDesign
Encor
3 months
Introducing the Encor Series 1: a remastered Lotus Esprit. Fifty years after the original turned heads in Paris. Full carbon body shell. Esprit V8 donor. Driver-focused. Limited to just 50 cars. Stay informed via link in bio. #EncorSeries1 #RemasteredEsprit #Esprit50Anniversary
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Matthew Robins
3 months
Jersey politicians - please pay attention. @StatesAssembly
@JohnLeePettim13
John Lee Pettimore
3 months
It would take 3.7 trillion pounds of materials to generate half of U.S. electricity with 1,095,000 2 MW wind turbines. Each turbine requires 1,671 tons of material: 1,300 tons concrete, 295 tons steel, 48 tons iron, 24 tons fiberglass, 4 tons copper, 0.4 tons neodymium, and 0.065
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