Jerckmeister Harmonies
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someone should make a competing Cary Grant biopic where he just tans a lot and takes LSD and there's not much of a plot
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Everyone else go home ā this is the year we secure ABOLISH ICE on a Chicago Snowplow
You already know what time it is, Chicago. Submit your snowplow names to https://t.co/4jU8gIyF3W by January 10, 2026 to participate in the fourth annual 'You Name a Snowplow' contest. Residents will pick the top six, and those names will represent one snowplow in each of the
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Who gives a fuck about your taste Are you gonna make something or not
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you have one or two or three bad years in a row and suddenly you feel āreally badā and ālike things will never ever get betterā like omg grow uppp
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Gamers are cattle and their opinions are in most cases less than worthless.
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:D (credits to pc gamer for this article btw and thx for citing me at the beginning)
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Watermelon is already my go-to cut snack (a pound of it has like 90 calories and is mostly fiber and water, itās great), I can get mediocre watermelon even in the dead of winter, and if it comes with free pickle attached? Yes please
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I made pink pickled onions a while back, it was great and really fucking easy, and now I want to use the leftover brine for cauliflower and try a southern thing Iāve never done despite growing up in Alabama with pickled watermelon rind
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Trying to really lock in the cut for the next week because I know itās going to be impossible to be consistent visiting my folks for the holidays and: I think Iām going to make some pickles
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for those that wanted to see the clip of him being genuinely annoyed at the suggestion ai podcasts are good after he spends time glazing ai music lol
the āyou should love aiā line is best outlined by a recent joe rogan episode. he LOVES ai music and always tells guests this. a guest pushed back on him saying āiāve heard ai podcasts are amazing tooā and joe rogan immediately pushes back. losers love it until it comes for them
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Official communication from the US government that if you donāt like Trump youāre basically asking to get murdered in your own home. Good stuff
Hard to even describe President Trumpās reaction to the death of Rob Reiner
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Wasted my entire Sunday. Maybe the last 32 years as well
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erika kirk trying to turn herself into jackie kennedy but forgetting that jackie pretty much withdrew from public life following her husband's death to mourn in private, due to not being a demonhearted pageant girl from arizona
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Thereās one thing that Erika Kirk and I have in common. We both arenāt sad that Charlie Kirk died
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Locked. Not suspended. Locked. The account has a violent threat and a racial slur in it and the ācontentā I reported was pictures of dead children. This site fucking sucks
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Bobby's alright Peggy's alright They just seem a little hweird
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Always relevant
BREAKING: House Oversight Democrats just release a small batch of 95,000 photos received from the Epstein estate. Images include: Donald Trump, Steve Bannon, Woody Allen, Larry Summers, Bill Clinton, Bill Gates. Redactions have been made by the Committee.
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gonna bounce on it kindly style
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Itād be nice if I didnāt have astigmatism in my left eye but thanks?
imagine being born with one of the rarest natural eye colours. must be nice to be the chosen one. sheesh.
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