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Joel E.P. Draper

@jep_draper

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I stop children from ruining your flight. • Common tweet topics include sports, tech, & politics. • He/Him • Sad Posting: @drapermovies • Solo Dev: @jepdraper

Isle of Man, United Kingdom
Joined April 2019
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@jep_draper
Joel E.P. Draper
2 years
Every station on the Tokyo Metro seems to have a different jingle. Can you imagine if you went to Canary Wharf and it had a theme song?
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@WestHam_Central
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3 years
WATCH: Declan Rice’s first and last ever trophy won as a professional player.
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@actionjack69
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Chapelle Roan’s security team after a 2nd grader asks for her autograph
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@krishisstressed
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@ChelseaShurrle
ChelseaSchürrle (Joe)
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Announcer: “WHO’S HERE SUPPORTING LONDON CITY LIONESSES?” [Silence] “COME ON LONDON, WHO’S HERE SUPPORTING LONDON CITY LIONESSES?” [louder silence]
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5 days
Am I wrong?
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Joel E.P. Draper
5 days
They’re doing a WSL Spring Series for the MLS. 😭😭😭
@FOXSoccer
FOX Soccer
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Major League Soccer will play a condensed three-month season in 2027 before re-aligning its schedule with European circuits such as England's Premier League, Spain's La Liga, and Italy's Serie A ⚽️
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Joel E.P. Draper
6 days
So I looked this up. Diana Ross in the year I was born. James Brown the first in my lifetime. James Brown died a day before my 10th anniversary (and thus a day before Gerald Ford)
@_iamlougotti
Lou
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Who performed at the Super Bowl the year you graduated High School? Me it’s Bruce Springsteen & The E Street Band
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@PlayStationUK
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It was time for Thomas to leave. He had seen everything. You know the theme tune, Thomas & Friends: Wonders of Sodor is out now on PS5.
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Joel E.P. Draper
7 days
Win or lose, I’m going to 100% convinced I should have been there. If we lose, it’s because we always win when I go so therefore the result would have been different. If we win, it would be a case of I missed a great game.
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Joel E.P. Draper
7 days
We’re actually stupid. #CHEPSG
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Joel E.P. Draper
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We’re actually stupid. #CHEPSG
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Joel E.P. Draper
7 days
Haha. Nice.
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Joel E.P. Draper
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Happy 1 day a year where I tell you the P in my name stands for Patrick.
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@50YearsAgoLive
1976 Live
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An Irish Republican Army (IRA) bombing and shooting attack at West Ham Station in East London leaves one person dead and nine injured.
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Joel E.P. Draper
11 days
So the gaming headset I use is dying, and I pointed out that I always have to get a new one roughly every 3 years ago. I looked up the receipt. I ordered it on the 25th March 2023. Almost exactly 3 years ago. 😂
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Joel E.P. Draper
11 days
I only know of Viking because we played them in the UEFA Cup. 2002/03 IIRC.
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imagine how dangerous viking would be 😭😭😭
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Joel E.P. Draper
12 days
Why is every dude in their 30’s called Samuel, and every woman in their 30’s called Hannah (the mother of Samuel). 🤔 Did we go through a religious revival in the 80’s?
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Joel E.P. Draper
12 days
Okay. But like I’m genuinely fucking sad about this one.
@ChelseaFCW
Chelsea FC Women
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A true Chelsea great says goodbye. Guro Reiten has completed a move to Gotham FC.
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Joel E.P. Draper
14 days
Do my Bristolianan Amigos remember Quigleys? I miss that place.
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Joel E.P. Draper
14 days
So to be fair, the Web 2.0 was the main reason we actually use the internet. At this point in time, most websites were extremely static.
@historycalendar
History Calendar
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“Internet ‘may be just a passing fad’”, Daily Mail, December 5, 2000.
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@TheKFCKezman
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Port Vale at the Bridge
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