Daughter: have you ever been to a party where you danced to the Macarena? Me: ……………………………..yes. 😑

Giving thanks to A Giant Dog for all the music. This year I couldn't stop listening to it all. #SpotifyWrapped

I’m attending #LiTSummit2023 virtually. Can’t wait to meet other Latinas in search of community, career growth, connection, and success. Get INSPIRED, MOTIVATED, EMPOWERED! LET’S GET LOUD! https://t.co/apzhCR2nIU Hope to see you there! #LatinasInTech #SmartsheetLife

You know you’re old when you can’t find the proper gifs for your jokes.

Just so you all know, @AppleCard and @GoldmanSachs can freeze your funds arbitrarily for more than a week and there is literally no human in charge who can overturn it no matter what the circumstances. Please like, retweet, and comment so they might see this is not ok

BREAKING NEWS: David Alan Grier has been fired from Fox New Corp and CNN! Reached for comment Grier stated “I never worked for either a them muthafuckas!” 😐

We're headed back to Zoom for today's Town Hall at 11am PT. Come say hi and learn about how controlling your own data can manifest the world you want to live in. DM for Zoom link! (Side note: Safe to post a Zoom link on Twitter?)

My newest book is ready to help improve your technical content strategy. https://t.co/RBQrqs7Za9

There are no words... *headphones strongly encouraged... & turn your screen* #NoLimits #PurpleReign

Damn. Best ever.

6yo: I saw a compound word and it started with… *very quietly* … ASS! Me: what was the other part of the word 6yo: I can’t remember Me: 🤔 #montessori

Stuck in a @Roblox game. 9yo: wait. How did you get unstuck. Me: I just pressed a lot of buttons 9yo: that’s what daddy does for a job Me: 😐😐🫢🤣

@Scoobydouchebag @thotsofblue “Still punk as Fuck”, I whisper as I check my email and start working on that slide deck for Monday morning.

@Scoobydouchebag “Still punk as fuck” I whisper as I snuggle into bed at 9PM on a weekend.

lifelong friendship is so funny. I once saw you drink four loko out of an ugg boot and now you have a son named Arnold

wish list: Sorting Hat for web3. Connect your wallet and it suggests DAOs that you should join based on your activity. Preferably on a massive Zoom call with all DAOs present.

#5 Ocean Integration with @republicdao https://t.co/gH0uhC7ogB is a rising project in the space of self-sovereign data monetization, deeply integrated with @streamr, also @dataunions, also @developer_dao. This'll bring Re-Public App user data to Ocean Market. Lead: @kaxline 💥

This is the funniest thing I seen all year 😭😭

Being an adult really just means you have an upstairs bottle of ibuprofen and a downstairs bottle of ibuprofen

Learn about my passion project 15 years in the making. Finally making it happen.