Wow, it’s been years since I posted on here. How is everyone?

Scarlett Johansson Settles with Disney in "Black Widow" Dispute

Texans: "Let's burn the babies blocks to stay warm." Ted Cruz: "See ya, losers! It's margarita time!"

Heart Condition Forces Lundqvist to Step Away - Ten weeks after signing with #Caps, veteran goaltender Henrik Lundqvist pauses hockey career to deal with urgent medical issue:

I really hope what we’re watching is the end of the two party political system in America.

TODAY, Emily Murphy will have to face Rep. Katie Porter. With or without her whiteboard, Katie is going to smoke that fool.

Seeing the vote turnout, in Georgia in particular, I just wish John Lewis was still around to witness this.

The closer we get to this election, the more I think the Presidency isn't the issue. Both parties need to come together and do something about @senatemajldr @FedSoc and all of the dark money. Our vote won't matter soon if all of them are not stopped.

219,000 dead. 8,000,000 infected. Tens of millions unemployed. And he is dancing and celebrating.

We literally could not have done it without you. Thanks for everything, Patric Hornqvist!

For every song you know, replace the word "girl" with "squirrel." Big Squirrels Don't Cry

.@JoeBiden DOES NOT want to defund the police. Please retweet this to help beat back the @realDonaldTrump big lie.

There’s no way

"His life has been marked by cruel losses. Losing one child has been a nightmare for me. But to lose two children and his wife? And yet, Joe’s faith in God, in life, and in hope remains."-@DrBiden

Sidney Crosby is back on the ice. We repeat, Sidney Crosby is back on the ice. The Penguins' captain skated before practice today at training camp. 🙌

#Dogs4Biden

I’ll say this as simple and as straight as as I can… ‘The Virus is REAL and it will FUCK you up and possibly KILL you or someone you love.. Fuck around with it if you want to..’ Ice T

THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT TWEET YOU WILL SEE TODAY. PLEASE DO NOT LET IT GET LOST UNDER 100 OTHER EVIL THINGS TRUMP DOES TODAY. THIS IS A DISASTER FOR NOVEMBER AND BEYOND. A FUCKING DISASTER.

Haven’t these people heard of @Instacart?