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@jeffwrites

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Dad, Husband, Long-suffering NY Jets fan, Snowboarder, Carnitas Aficionado • Creative Director, Producer, Writer, Marketer

Closer to the beach than most
Joined April 2009
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Honestly, what has Johnson or even Lazard shown that makes you believe their ceiling is higher than any of these guys. Smith is literally the anti-Allen. He doesn't drop a pass!.
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🗣 Keep Brandon Smith, Quentin Skinner, AND Jamaal Pritchett #Jets
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Anyone in LA area need a bike for their college bound kid that won't get stolen? Trusty Rusty - $50 bucks.
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What do you want to know?.
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RT @elchicanomarine: They think painting the border wall black is going to stop Mexicans bc it gets too hot???.WE FLIP TORTILLAS OVER WITH….
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RT @FINALLEVEL: ICE COLD FACT 💎
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#SturgillSimpson cover of @Nirvana In Bloom has to be a Top 10 Cover. Raises the hair on the back of your neck.
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Sturgill Simpson · A Sailor's Guide to Earth · Song · 2016
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RT @NYJ_Matt: It shouldn’t be forgotten that the Patriots requested Aaron Glenn to interview for their head coaching job this year and he t….
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Who's a musical artist you love from a look and vibe perspective, but really don't like their music? For me it's #Yungblud. Love his message, the way he treats fans and his covers, but his music just isn't my jam. Maybe his Ozzy cover will inspire a change in direction musically?
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RT @NoahGarfinkel: How I train my dragon is, frankly, none of your business.
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RT @BamaSaltyMarine: Been married 52 years, but I still carry my wife's picture in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties in life, I take….
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RT @Kica333: Apparently getting older is basically just waking up tired one day and then being tired forever after that.
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RT @sierra_rak: Unpopular opinion: Having a paid off vehicle makes you never want to get a car loan again.
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RT @Sloppy_McNuts: Some hoodies don't hoodie the way other hoodies hoodie.
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One of the better burgers I've had in a long time. Chinese-Indonesian and Vietnamese chef, with old school hip-hop playing. $20 burger, fries and a soda (or burger and a beer). Legit.
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RT @ShwrThght: College is great because you’re effectively an unemployed alcoholic but your parents are really proud of you.
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RT @Cactuscali1991: I think we really need to bring back saying "humdinger".
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RT @mkobach: You don't need to be more productive, you need to be more focused.
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RT @gtconway3d: Everyone should say it:. The thing about Stephen Miller is not that he is the brains behind Trumpism. Yes, he is one of th….
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The one and only time I've liked Musk.
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