Jeanna Kelley 🏝️🥥
@jeannathomas
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Undercover Hulk. Columnist, editor, big sister @TheFalcoholic. NFL @sbnation. Meet me @ Cheeseburger Bobby's. jeannakelley elsewhere. PFWA Atlanta chapter pres.
Atlanta, GA
Joined February 2008
DC Jeff Ulbrich attributed these breakdowns to players trying to do too much. Sound defense "was abandoned at times. It wasn’t from carelessness. This is no excuse, it came from a place of trying to do more than was asked of them. It’s my job to bring them back."
.@Panthers @AtlantaFalcons @_bryce_young throws for 448??? How? Why? was 20-30-318-2 just in the 2nd half....And it was Way...To...Easy. #BaldysBreakdowns
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"DIY hire"
@minakimes @FoxworthShow Women shouldn’t be allowed to talk sports. This DIY hire is brainless, clueless.. her takes are dog shit.
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I'm used to being mad about the Falcons or annoyed about the Falcons but the Michael Penix Jr. surgery news has me feeling so damn sad about the Falcons, which is my absolute least favorite experience as a Falcons fan
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Does anyone have a trebuchet I can borrow to launch myself directly into the sun so I don't have to deal with this
#Falcons QB Michael Penix Jr is headed to Injured Reserve after aggravating a bone bruise and knee sprain from earlier in the season, sources tell me and @TomPelissero. Additionally, there has been damage to the ACL, which could mean a full reconstruction. Kirk Cousins is up.
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My youngest child is 26 today so if you need me I will be having a full blown existential crisis for the foreseeable future
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Mike McCarthy? No. Please, for the love of god, no. I’ve seen this movie multiple times and I have hated the ending every single time. If you want a decade of 10-7 finishes and wild card exits then you should definitely want the Falcons to hire Mike McCarthy. I don’t.
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“I never condone rape, but if you’re wearing size 6 skinny jeans you kinda deserve to be raped” - Dave Portnoy, a man who’s been on the receiving end of several credible sexual assault allegations
"Making jokes that you are trying to hurt people's feelings [with] and are based in hate? That's never flown with us!" -@stoolpresidente Let’s just be honest here this is ridiculous. Nobody’s ever made a joke that hurt anyone’s feelings at barstool?
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Morris on his own leadership: Not good. We've lost five games in a row ... There's no such thing as a losing team. There's a losing leader. We lost. #Falcons
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Morris says you "do worry about the guys responding the right way" after another loss like this. #Falcons
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Didn't the Falcons get the ball first in OT last week too?
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KADEN ELLISS. Hunts down Bryce Young who tries to scramble for the line to gain. Beautiful tackle by Elliss to keep Young from reaching for the first-down market. Atlanta's offense takes over on their own 9-yard line, but a big stop by this defense after the special teams TO.
Another third-down stop for Cobee Bryant in his debut. Brings up 4th and short for CAR. They are going for it on the 8 yard line.
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