JD Harmeyer
@jdharm
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1991-92 Black Lane Elementary Spelling Bee Champion
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How cool is it to have a photo you took be the Endpaper of a book, let alone a NY Times Best-Seller? Pretty darn cool.
#HowardSternComesAgain
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Jesus….I am overwhelmed with this support. Thank you to those supporting the Bengals because of me. I love this team. WHO DEY!!!
#RuleTheJungle
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I was lucky to have some great grandparents. Said goodbye to my last one today. A great woman.
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I’ve called and congratulated Richard and that’s all I’d like to say for tonight.
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I am 40 years old today and celebrated it with some of the best people in my life. Thank you to those that were there and those that have sent me well wishes.
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Yeah yeah, I’m watching the game. I know what’s going on. Thank you.
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Congratulations! It was a good time (from what I can remember of it)
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I am doing just fine. Thank you to
@Sethrogen
&
@SnoopDogg
for helping me select the right type of medicine to take.
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Yep. That’s me.
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Hey Now!
⚡️ “Howard Stern Extends Contract With SiriusXM for Five More Years” by
@sternshow
See the moment here:
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This is all crazy. Can’t wait to root for the
@Bengals
in person. Thank you Howard!
#WhoDey
#RuleItAll
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Facing
@MichaelRapaport
in Fantasy Football today. Thought I’d wish him luck before the games started...
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I am now a puppet.
Who needs the real-life
@jdharm
and
@rmlimodriver69
when there are puppet versions of the
#SternShow
staffers? Watch
@HowardStern
and Fred take the new studio additions for a test run!
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Today is Easter, which gives me a reason to post one of the greatest internet videos of all time
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So f’ng pumped.
One last opportunity to leave it all out there and say "Remember When..."
#SuperBowl
- 6:30 PM ET on NBC
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“American Movie” is one of the best documentaries ever made. Mike Schank seemed like a great friend that anyone would want to have.
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If insulting my looks and how I dress and how anyone could have sex with me and anything else helps you get through your Monday, so be it.
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I FINALLY watched “A Star Is Born” and now I’m fired up that Bradley Cooper was robbed of a Best Director Oscar nomination and should have won for Best Actor.
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Hey
@MichaelRapaport
- not sure if you were busy or something. Hardly heard from you yesterday. I wonder why....
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Happy New Year!
Devastation!!!!
I lost to
@jdharm
in
@sternshow
FF Championship.
Words can’t describe the embarrassment.
Last time I was in the finals I lost to a Gorilla and now this.
SHAMEFUL
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I poured wine in and wiped a co-workers ass today.
Watch
@cwotd
sample a mystery pinot noir during the
#AssVsMouth
Wine Taste Test before cleansing his palate with some help from
@jdharm
.
Stay tuned for more on the
@SIRIUSXM
app!
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Thank you for all the birthday wishes. I turn 39 and I’m feeling fi-ehh
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Before I head out to LA, I’ll be on the Wrap Up Show today. 1pm eastern on Howard 101. Thank you.
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Been there. Done that.
I have good news for you -
While we’re all quarantined right now without any sports, I’d love to get some practice reps in. Send me videos of what you’re doing at home and I’ll work on my play-by-play. Seriously!
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The world is one step closer to healing
Just for fun here’s the CBS Sunday Morning trumpet theme, heavy metal style
@CBSSunday
🌞
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Love every one of you for following me, but if you're gonna tell me how to run my Twitter or troll me with insults, fuck off.
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Hey Now!
.
@HowardStern
is heading to Hollywood for the
@SternShow
's first West Coast broadcast in 20 years
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Joe Exotic’s campaign manager might be the only person I can fully root for in “Tiger King”.
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It's times like this where I'm jealous of the people in the "Big Brother" house who are oblivious of the shit going on
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My new look
Da Bad Ass is now the Da Bald Ass.
Check out photos of
@jdharm
getting his head shaved during this morning’s Road to the Super Bald!
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Surprise!
WEDNESDAY MORNING
@HowardStern
interviews the one and only Keith Richards (
@officialKeef
)!
Starts 7 a.m. ET only on
@SIRIUSXM
👉
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Well if you aren't sick of me yet, the last edition of "The JD Files" airs today after a LIVE Wrap Up Show. Thank you for listening.
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If your Madden name has the word “Nookie” in it and you lost 27-12, that was me that beat you. My first online victory. Yes, I’m 38 years old.
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Just a little Fantasy Football trash talk with
@MichaelRapaport
, who will probably beat me this week.
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This didn’t need to be reposted.
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Please adjust your schedules accordingly.
Hey now!
@HowardStern
and the
#SternShow
are LIVE in Hollywood Monday morning.
11 a.m. Eastern/8 a.m. Pacific
#Howard100
on
@SIRIUSXM
#HowardInHollywood
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I am more than ok. ;)
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If you think Mike Pence was disrespected at "Hamilton", imagine the reaction Hillary Clinton would get if she went to a Ted Nugent concert
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I’ve had three glasses of wine and a glass of crown royal honey...ask me anything!
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Between the Bengals, fantasy football, and bets I make, I get no enjoyment from watching NFL Football. It’s one kick to the balls after another. It almost makes sitting around thinking about Death a pleasurable experience.....Hope you all had a nice Thanksgiving by the way.
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This is your reminder to watch live/set your DVR
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Very lucky to have Steve Brandano draw me smoking pot this morning on the show.
#NewProfilePic
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I’m not going to answer the phone so you can stop trying to call me.
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Congrats to all the Trump supporters that called me a "Fag", "Cuck", "moron", etc. Was really hoping you were the minority. Guess not.
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Thank you to all those who wished me a happy birthday. To all my fellow December 29ers, have fun today!
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His faaaaavorite
In honor of our 100th episode, Richard Christy from the
#HowardSternShow
sent us this video of him performing the
#OnPatrolLive
theme song from the past year. Thank you so much, Richard!
#OPL100
#OPLive
#OPNation
#RichardChristy
#HowardStern
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A RARE appearance.....which is probably for the best.
Are you ready for
#JDini
’s latest predictions? Watch the “mush-mouth Merlin” share them all with
@HowardStern
on the
@SIRIUSXM
app!
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Happy Birthday to a performer, thespian, trend setter, slogan starter, security guard, driver, and so much more:
@rmlimodriver69
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I finally watched “Dolemite Is My Name” and it is one of my favorite movies of the year. Eddie Murphy is so freaking good in it. Highly recommend if you somehow haven’t watched it yet.
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It’s up!
Watch the FULL
#HollyweirdSquares
special ft.
@NikkiGlaser
,
@helloross
,
@LennyDykstra
, Wendy the Slow Adult, High Register Sean,
@brenthatley
and his wife Katelyn, Mark the Bagger, “Alex Jones,” and the Jackhammer available NOW:
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The gift that keeps on giving:
@salgovernale
“Spell it like you say it,”
@HowardStern
told
@SalGovernale
after the
#SternShow
staffer mispronounced the term “Russian Roulette.”
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Congratulations to my friends who are Patriots and Eagles fans. I look forward to you saying the same to me when the Bengals go to the Super Bowl next year.
#JDiniPrediction
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And by the way, the amount of movie trailers before a movie is getting ridiculous. 2 or 3 is fine, and then START THE MOVIE
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Just wait til you hear about my “second” flight
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This was unnecessary.
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Take your loss like a man.
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I’m not proud of the fact that my mood can be determined by who is Head of Household on Big Brother.
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FYI
HEY NOW!
@HowardStern
is back LIVE Tuesday on
#Howard100
! Tune in all week for exclusive interviews with
@SteveMartinToGo
, Martin Short,
@Metallica
, and
@MileyCyrus
only on
@siriusxm
.
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Another piece of my childhood gone. RIP Bobby "The Brain" Heenan. One of the best characters in WWF/WWE.
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Gonna wear my custom Jim Breech jersey today. Very excited but also very nervous. Go Bengals!
#RuleTheJungle
#WhoDey
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The Billie Eilish doc on Apple has to be one of the most real/genuine documentaries about a celebrity ever made. I loved it. Highly recommend it.
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Thank you everyone, including
@jimmykimmel
and Jennifer Aniston, for your support.
Jennifer Aniston gives
@HowardStern
’s staffer
@jdharm
advice before he smokes weed for the first time ever on tomorrow’s
#SternShow
– “It could be the worst day of your life or the best day of your life.”
#HowardInHollywood
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