If you want to throw someone a REAL surprise party, only invite people they don't know.

I wanted to have a quick temp probe, and you make the best one.

Way to go Mr. Williams. Perhaps this will give the Suns a moment to pause and collect their thoughts. Best wishes and hopes for better days ahead for all. You were an outstanding coach. @CaribeDevine

Breaking: Monty Williams and the Detroit Pistons have agreed on a six-year, $78.5M deal to make him the franchise's new head coach, sources tell @wojespn. It’s the largest coaching deal in NBA history.

Wouldn’t it be great for America if a block of Republicans and Democrats work together to pick a Speaker to run a coalition-style government? A coalition allows the House to create policy from the middle out rather than the extremes in.

Praying for Damar Hamlin @BuffaloBills @Bengals

Quacking? They’re quacking? Like ducks?

BREAKING: Jon Stewart reveals that he has attempted to go on FOX News to expose the Senate Republicans who are blocking his bill to aid veterans who were exposed to toxic burn pits, but they have “refused” him over and over. RT TO HELP JON EXPOSE THE COWARDS WHO RUN FOX “NEWS!”

BREAKING NEWS: Three Texas women are arrested after brutally beating up a New York City restaurant hostess simply because she asked them to show proof of vaccination before seating them, as required by the city’s new policy. RT IF YOU THINK THAT THEY MUST BE LOCKED UP!

Great job @JimmyTheGhost and Annie!

Rent-A-Pal movie review & film summary (2020) | Roger Ebert

College seniors, take it from me: you don't need a commencement ceremony to sit outside in the blazing heat, pretending you're not hungover.

Okay, I take it all back, hated the commercials but love the fireworks. Best ever. I’m shopping at Macy’s

How Robin Arzon, a former non-athlete, became the face of fitness for cycling superpower Peloton https://t.co/eKwrwRdrh7 via @espnW

#PhoenixOpen parking lots need help. Signs are laying down in the streets and people are getting lost in Scottsdale ugh

Happy for @DJLeMahieu ... what a pleasure to watch him play the game. Gonna miss those opposite field hits and glove side slides on the regular!

everybody wants me to remind you to REGISTER TO VOTE! Do it! Right now! Stop reading tweets - Off you go! Together, we can all make America a real doozy again!

Of course I washed my car yesterday!!! 😫😠😠

#roxspring we’re all here!