can I just say. yeehaw

I was, in fact, in love with him. We’re getting married in 287 days. luv u @DaRealJayrad.

my most common response to people congratulating me on being engaged is “hey you too!” and that’s how you know I go to a Baptist college.

yknow each subject having its own color is fantastic until suddenly you’re in college and have to decide which of your four english classes is the most english so that it can be red.

jared was sad because he realized I was gonna die one day so I asked him was his favorite door handle was so he’d think about home depot and be happy again :).

just saw an old man with a ponytail wearing a wife beater with a chihuahua sitting in the shirt like a baby carrier. it’s good to be home.

jaron I liked the thing about the possums @jaronmyers

Jared during the last 2 weeks of school:.old mcdonald had a dog, B I N G O.

if anyone wants to know what it’s like to be old, I scrolled facebook for five minutes and saw eight baby posts and four engagement posts.

making recipes. yes I have to eat things to literally survive but instead of just eating meat or a raw potato I will put others things with it so it tastes nice.

tonight I sat in the car singing old TSwift eating pineapple whip with my cute bf. life isn’t so bad.

“golfers usually wear small sized socks” -@DaRealJayrad.

blush. that is all I will be saying on this topic.

wear jewelry. we say ah yes I have collected all these pretty metals and rocks. I want to display them on my body so everyone can see them.

go swimming!! yes I will put on my special water suit and I will splash and play in the big liquid hole.

hold hands with each other 🥺 like yeah I want to hold on to you so you don’t get too far away because I like u.

have windows in our homes! like yes I want to see the out there while I am in the in here. show me the pretty green and the warm sky ball.

my thread of things humans do that I think are SO cute:.

just passed a car with a license plate that said “SPRKLS” and the driver was a middle-aged man with a full beard wearing a flat bill. gonna be honest I’m pretty shaken.

I’ve never felt more validated than the time I was lost in class so I looked at the girl behind me to see if she was taking notes and she was just drawing a giraffe.

RT @holy_schnitt: my boyfriend only has two pairs of shoes and it boggles my mind. puts me in an absolute pretzel. I don’t understand it at….