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he/him πŸ³β€πŸŒˆ screenwriter | sketch comedian | has a headache πŸ˜‡ Summer Love on ABC πŸ„β€β™‚ The Inbestigators on Netflix πŸ”

Melbourne, Australia
Joined March 2011
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Jayden
3 years
just a reminder!! you can watch the episode of Summer Love I co-wrote with @nathvalvo anytime on @ABCiview! gays and roast chooks, what's not to love?! https://t.co/wBfKcCYJKO
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Jayden
2 years
now I want the version of girl so confusing with a verse from whoever told lorde she walked like a bitch
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Jayden
2 years
OH HAPPY GAY! kicks off tonight for @micomfestival πŸ˜‡ so happy and proud of this gay (and I mean GAY) hour of sketch comedy 🌈 come come come!! https://t.co/m7SrGkQav6
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Jayden
3 years
new Middling essay out tomorrow!πŸ’« subscribe subscribe subscribe yay https://t.co/e5CHYa5jN1
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Jayden
3 years
the way I can recite every Barbie cast member and tidbit then I see this and I'm like "oh shit Florence Pugh is in Oppenheimer?!"
@TheCinesthetic
cinesthetic.
3 years
The cast of Christopher Nolan’s β€˜OPPENHEIMER’.
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Jayden
3 years
how excellent is this photo of me
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Jayden
3 years
are we out of the queue yet are we out of the queue yet are we out of the queue yet are we out of the queue #TaylorSwift
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Jayden
3 years
brunch and coffee around 11 Barbie at 1 drinks after to discuss Greta's legacy/hottest Sex Ed actor Plan to see Oppenheimer at 6 but get too tipsy Vow to go next week instead Watch on Netflix in 8 months time
@DiscussingFilm
DiscussingFilm
3 years
1 month until β€˜BARBIE’ and β€˜OPPENHEIMER’ release in theaters. Which will you watch first? See what other movies are coming soon: https://t.co/a8JRoNrmpR
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Jayden
3 years
the most underappreciated little treat
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Jayden
3 years
shopping centre coffee hits different (it's bad)
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Jayden
3 years
gonna start a newsletter to keep me writing. subscribe along if you DAREπŸ‘» (it's not spooky I promise) first essay next week! https://t.co/hLp94efrcH
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Jayden
3 years
This DVD of @watsoncomedian has been at my work longer than me. It is $3. THREE whole dollars. It's a wonderful special, I own it myself! But please, I'm asking, for someone to come to the ACMI Shop in Melbourne and buy it. Only three copies left. $3. You won't regret it x
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Jayden
3 years
does that rice cooker in Beef that plays Since U Been Gone really exist? because if so.... i need
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Jayden
3 years
legendary friends making legendary games give em a follow will ya?
@wearetootgames
Toot Games is making My Arms Are Longer Now πŸ”œ GDC
3 years
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Jayden
3 years
being gay is tough... I have to watch Citadel on prime just for Richard Madden
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Jayden
3 years
somehow I'm a VIC state finalist at Raw Comedy. wish me luck why don't cha?!
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Jayden
3 years
remembering you're in a queer lefty bubble because charli xcx plays the northcote theatre and ed sheeran's at the frikkin MCG
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Jayden
3 years
toni gotta learn to say NO
@smhrbst
Sam Herbst
3 years
NOBODY MOVE until we find out what the hell is going on here
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Jayden
3 years
television has peaked
@_s0dapup
sean
3 years
we’re so lucky to live during their reign
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Jayden
3 years
does the carpal tunnel match the drapes
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Jayden
3 years
AM I DOING THIS RIGHT? opens for @midsumma TONIGHT!!! 4 SHOWS ONLY! We have a lot of content about Ryan Murphy shows!!! Get your tickets and lezzgoooooooo https://t.co/HIe1fAQbw3
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