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Just here to say I still hate myself for not being @ MMW

Year 29. Can confirm I am sick once again

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Damnnnn broke the streak.. it’s humid and disgusting out today

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Same

Highly annoyed by the fact I’m once again not @ MMW

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@VancityReynolds I say she’s 100. She had 24 Leap Years, that’s an extra 24 days getting her past 1/17. This is the exception all of mankind needs right now

BING (and I cannot stress this enough) BONG

Birthdays just suck more every year lmao who the hell wants to turn 28??

still same

this made me emotional

shoutouts NYC for being the most expensive city to live in & for never being fucking prepared for anything. make it make sense.

Am I buggin? Bc it’s Edward Cullen weather again againnnnn

This didn’t age well @Drake

at least once a year, i turn on a national event and a-rod will somehow just be there for some reason, fulfilling his destiny as baseball's forrest gump

Also who even tweets anymore I just feel like I’m talking to myself I just rly needed to say that

I just finished bingeing gossip girl for the 8392658th time and I feel dead inside I already miss them so much

😂😂