Jaye 🐝Ⓜ️
@jayebeeem
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ardent lover and permanent hater. host and producer @flcpodcast they/them 🏳️⚧️
Queens, NY
Joined December 2010
People get REALLY mad when you express an incorrect opinion on here which is why I never do it.
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Remembering you have free will and can sing karaoke on a Sunday afternoon.
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It’s impossible to say hydrated okay actually I’m gonna write this piece no more tweets
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A rave is like a marathon. At mile ten you feel the best you’ve ever felt in your entire life. And then you realize it’s only 12:45
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Pregaming the club the only way I know how - eating a burrito disco nap watch Stop Making Sense
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How many trips does it take to get Caesar salad ingredients? If you guessed 3 you are correct 🧠 🔫
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crashing outlook by adding company birthdays to a shared team calendar 🤡
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Always glad
Have you ever stayed at a game through a rain delay and been glad you did?
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MA pronounced my first name Giuliani, like Rudy and my worst nightmare has finally been realized
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If luck allowed, we would spend the whole day mountain climbing, sledding (and skiing as well; so far I have managed five steps) and writing. Franz Kafka, 1922.
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Ain’t no party like a jtown party because a jtown party has three hours of client calls including one an hour before the office even opens and two 1-hour organizational meetings and support covering on the first day back after two weeks
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Big shoutout to Father Johnson for clutching his thermos to his heart before 10:30am Mass. Me too, dog
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