Jay Zim
@jay_zimmer
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Sports Fan | Sketch Comedian | 6’5 280
IG/TikTok: @Jay.Zim
Joined February 2014
When Chris Smoove called timeout right before Eric Bledsoe was about to chuck from full court then gamed OKC in the Playoffs 😭 One of his most iconic game winners
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“Deposit $1 billion into my personal account to join my made up little group or I will punish U.S. citizens by making them pay 3x for wine and champagne.”
BREAKING: Trump says that if Macron is 'hostile' to Board of Peace invitation, he will impose 200% tariff on French wines and champagnes.
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Bobby Weir didn't have a pitch deck. No five-year projections. No strategy for world domination. He just kept showing up. I'm building a startup the same way.
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My problem with the “he wouldn't actually do it” and “institutional checks will step in to stop him” arguments regarding Greenland is that we are in this position precisely because, at every prior stage, he did do it and institutional checks failed to constrain this lunatic.
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To their credit, the Founding Fathers always suspected a king-like tyrant would one day try to rule as personal dictator and use the powers of the presidency to live above the law. But they never foresaw an entire branch of government abdicating oath in favor of partisan
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For those asking me, no the glass renders are not AI, so here's another breakdown. Colors are mostly from super saturated HDRI's and the lights. Created in C4D along with my YMA Painterly materials (link in bio) @maxonredshift @Maxon_Cinema4D
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Matthew Berry talking about Drake Maye back in Week 6: "Let me know when Drake Maye gets to an NFC Championship game, or even an AFC Championship game." 13 games later, the #Patriots are headed to the AFC Championship.
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Stephen Miller: “Local and state police have been ordered to stand down and surrender.” Surrender???
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Nobody could read this letter to the Prime Minister of Norway and not conclude that Trump isn't seriously mentally ill. This is 25th Amendment territory.
NEW: @potus letter to @jonasgahrstore links @NobelPrize to Greenland, reiterates threats, and is forwarded by the NSC staff to multiple European ambassadors in Washington. I obtained the text from multiple officials: Dear Ambassador: President Trump has asked that the
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He instinctively reached for the Foxboro hand warmers 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
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Carlton Davis III 4 TKL, 2 INT, 4 PD vs HOU Divisional Round Today. https://t.co/beqnkPvdsw
@NFLPerformances Carlton Davis
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Does this TD look familiar? 2024 - Week 6 2025 - Divisional Round Boutte against Stingley, again.
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Maye finessing a 3 TD game in his worst game of the season is hilarious, what a player
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