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@jawnes12
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the whole world at your fingertips, the ocean at your door || we’re trapped in the belly of this horrible machine, and the machine is bleeding to death
New Jersey, USA
Joined April 2010
Here is how the eagles offseason will go: - Fire Patullo as OC - bring in established playcaller - changes to offensive position coaches - Sirianni on the hot seat = more anti Jalen Hurts rhetoric - trade AJ Brown - Hurts starts 2026 with huge chip on his shoulder & goes off
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When everyone says you can’t murder or play cornhole without arms and legs
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A professional cornhole player with no arms and legs has been accused of murder in Charles County.
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Ok so Geico clearly doesn’t want me to use them to insure a new vehicle, the app won’t even load and I just wasted an hour. Who does everyone use for car insurance?
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🚨#Giants RB Cam Skattebo says CTE is fake and calls it an “excuse.” “You think CTE is a real thing?” Skattebo: “No. It’s an excuse.” Skattebo, 24, also believes asthma is an excuse. “Yeah, just literally breathe air.”
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Can’t get over the Harry the K’s debacle at the hands of the Phillies. “Meet me at the Ghost Energy Deck tonight, bro!!!”
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Here’s devil’s advocate. AJ is extremely media savvy. He knows what he’s doing and knows what type of reaction he will get. People defending a guy that’s purposefully stirring the pot.
AJ and Byard were teammates for 3 years in Tennessee, with Eagles in 2023, and often work out... This is an overreaction.
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The Phillies updated player heights on their official roster: Alec Bohm 6’5” to 6’4” Bryce Harper 6’2” to 6’1” Edmundo Sosa 6’0” to 5’11” Zach McCambley 6’2” to 6’1” Garrett Stubbs from 5’10” to 5’9” Bryson Stott 6’1” to 6’0”
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All jokes aside this is actually awful and everyone who had a part in this decision should leave Philadelphia immediately and never come back
No more Harry the K's at Citizens Bank Park either. The #Phillies announced the Ghost Energy Deck for 2026. Harry the K's has been around since 2004. Image via the @Phillies.
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If there’s a young actor named LeBron B James we could have an interesting debate in a few years.
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Sources: Tight end Dallas Goedert reached agreement today on a one-year deal to return to the Eagles for his ninth season in Philadelphia.
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BREAKING NEWS: this generation will never know who the emissary of the Gorgonites was.
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