jason melcher
@jasonmelcher7
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Joined January 2023
Me: accidentally looks at a picture of Sydney Sweeney for 4 seconds My algorithm for the next 12 hours:
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Well what ya gonna do ?
Woman asks “what would you do if I came in your house going grocery shopping.”
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Ok, that’s funny! 😆 😆😆
I’m told that the White House East Wing construction project will be fully operational soon…
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Well, Seattle made their bed. They can deal. We don’t have to statewide though. We need just two seats in swing districts to block the Democrats supermajority (they plan on raising taxes again). Dist 5 ✅Chad @Magendanz R Dist 26 ✅@MichelleCaldier R
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OMFG! 😭😭💀💀
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Good morning friends ☕️🇺🇸 It’s Zero Fucks Friday! You know the drill! I give zero fucks about: 1) The NBA 2) Stephen A$$hole Smith 3) Building of the Big Beautiful Ballroom Hmmmm…3Bs…just like my X handle 🤣
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Seattle’s next mayor is going to be a 43 year old nepotism baby. Her parents still support her with monthly checks 🤦♂️ At least someone this responsible will be in charge of a $9 billion city budget.
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A bullshit climate announcement from Governor Tina Kotek this morning… Yet democrats allow this in our beautiful Oregon forest lands!!! Spare us… Is climate change now a code word for toxic homeless encampments that have been allowed all over Oregon?! 🤔 -Governor Tina Kotek
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Our Secretary of State is in Germany on taxpayer's dime during an election. Not a good look Steve. Who am I kidding, it's not like he does anything anyway.
Guten morgen! Which means "good morning" in German 🌞🤓 While some of our delegation are exhibiting at SPIEL, Secretary Hobbs and members of our office met with Amelie Klussman, Head of Division UN Policy, Security Council, and General Assembly at the Federal Foreign Office.
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I need your help to make sure I am relevant in your "For You" feed tomorrow morning when I launch my book. If you are ready for the release of Red White and Roasted: Make America Laugh Again... I need you to comment "I am ready" on this post and then RP it. Thank you 🙏🏻
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What happens when you drink 10 oz of Magnesium Citrate? I’m glad you asked. Buckle up. 12:05 p.m. — It begins. You down the 10-ounce bottle like it’s a lukewarm PBR at a college tailgate. The label says “cherry flavored,” but it tastes like someone described cherry to a chemist
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Any bets @WAHouseDems would oppose the fix? They represent pedos (based on all their past bills). One of those legislators is Victoria Hunt D- LD5 who is now in the Senate. We can stop these get left criminal advocates by electing Chad @Magendanz to LD 5 Senate. VOTE 🗳️
A Level 3 Sex Offender was discovered coaching a youth football team in Vancouver, WA. The kicker: Perfectly legal here! Even more disturbing is that there is no background check requirement for coaches and sex offenders can apply once off supervision. @WaHouseGOP will be
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Some Seattleites are paying as much as 53% above the U.S. norm for gas, according to AAA.
fox13seattle.com
Some Seattleites are paying as much as 53% above the U.S. norm for gas, according to AAA.
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