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A sock. Catchin' speeders and twitch streaming. I'm probably watchin' a #VHS. #DontBeSpeedin #SockCop2024

Mobile, AL
Joined August 2011
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@jasonburglar
Sock Cop
9 months
You're more likely to find me here - https://t.co/hnZkZMgDUn or https://t.co/pEvNevmb6i
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@jasonburglar
Sock Cop
2 months
Thanks for the 8 or 9 good years, Twitter #MyXAnniversary
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@jasonburglar
Sock Cop
2 months
What happens when a sock, a monster, and a talking roll of toilet paper get together? I have no idea! But I'm sure there will be some TOILET SCIENCE!
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@jasonburglar
Sock Cop
3 months
Today I played Tomb Raider 2, then watched Goldberg wrestle. The year is 1998 and you can't convince me otherwise
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@jasonburglar
Sock Cop
4 months
Thank you SO MUCH @NinePointFive_ for the awesome raid on last night's stream! It was so great to see you, @KattatoniaTTV, and all the chickens 🐔 Smooches for youse!
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@mcpheeceo
Mark Pahlow
4 months
Rufus was trained at the I.Q. Zoo in Hot Springs, Arkansas, with positive reinforcement techniques developed by animal psychologist Keller Breland.
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@jasonburglar
Sock Cop
5 months
I do not cook my steaks "rare" or "well done" I am a man of culture. I cook them "RAW" or "Smackdown"
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@jasonburglar
Sock Cop
5 months
Guess I'll just have a biscuit
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@jasonburglar
Sock Cop
7 months
Happy Mardi Gras! This week's email is here. I talk about my upcoming streamer-versary (10 years!!), I pay tribute to George Lowe (RIP) and it has the link for the mystery I solved with BenMonsterTV. Thanks for reading! https://t.co/arfVNbPoqV
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@jasonburglar
Sock Cop
8 months
What is Charles Barkley's favorite film franchise about a killer clown? Turrifier
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@jasonburglar
Sock Cop
8 months
Hey @DailySFNOPic I found my ticket from the last time I went to Six Flags New Orleans. Made it just in time!
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@joltfreek
joltfreek
8 months
Check out @jasonburglar Getting lost from @joltfreek on https://t.co/dBHcWv5XoZ
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@jasonburglar
Sock Cop
9 months
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@jasonburglar
Sock Cop
9 months
Wow. Seems like we're losing our sense of community.
@TheOnion
The Onion
9 months
Distressing Survey Finds Most U.S. Citizens Unable To Name All 340 Million Americans https://t.co/27aM2STsFs
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@jasonburglar
Sock Cop
9 months
Born to spread joy, forced to spreadsheets
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@TheQueenGoldi
🌟 GOLDI 🌟
9 months
I decided to go with DIRECT RELIEF I am going to get things set up and stream and raise some money - if you'd like to chip in to my cause, here is my link: https://t.co/HqG9JkoYEC
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queengoldi is fundraising for Southern California Fire Relief on Tiltify
@TheQueenGoldi
🌟 GOLDI 🌟
9 months
I want to do a charity stream to help with these fires - does anyone have experience with these two charities? Or can you suggest others that might be better?
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@jasonburglar
Sock Cop
9 months
My dog is snoring. She doesn't mimimi she honk-shoos
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