Sounds about right.

BREAKING: Trump offers aid to help farmers who only require aid because of him. MAGAs praise him.

So since Trump’s Gold phone still hasn’t been delivered to its customers that paid a down payment of $125 dollars on it including NBC and there are no refunds so now they’re offering for people to pay $225 for a refurbished 3 year old Samsung or IPhone! WTF not surprised!

Texas Representative James Talarico literally slammed this Fox News Host by Fact checking him so bad about who started the Gerrymandering that he had to end the interview since he couldn’t dig himself out of the whole he dug for himself with lies!

Lmao, problem solved 🤣🤣🤣

When my brother was 3, I used to give him an Xbox controller that wasn’t plugged in – but looked like it was – so he could pretend to play. FIFA doing the same thing to the president is wild.

Hahahaha 😂😂😂😂 He’s like a fat kid getting a participation trophy for most enthusiastic kickball player.

Finally, there's a Christmas gift for that special MAGA man in your life..........

TRUMP DECLARES VICTORY OVER HURRICANE SEASON! Zero hurricanes in the GULF OF AMERICA!

BOOM! Jimmy Kimmel christened Trump “SLEEPY DONZALEZ” after he face-planted at his own cabinet snoozefest, roasted Laura Ingraham and the ball-gobbling society, and branded the bootlickers FAKE SNOOZE MEDIA—meltdown incoming - HILARIOUS!

Sara Jacobs, youngest representative from California and an absolute boss‼️

Don Jr. looks high as fuck in this clip, no wonder his dad pardoned the Honduran Prez - Junior was racking up loyalty points. Jimmy Kimmel’s take: “Maybe they ought to hook Junior up to one of those mystery MRIs too... At this point, Melania speaks better English than he does.”

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Pete Hegseth says he’s going to court-martial me for saying the same exact thing he said 9 years ago. What changed for Pete? Well to start, he spends all day thinking about how he can suck up to Trump. When Trump says jump, he says how high.

Sounds a little better with music.

Who did this? 😂

Missing: Pair of shoulders Last seen before excessive drug use.

SEN. KELLY: "[Hegseth] runs around on stage talking about lethality and warrior ethos and killing people." "That’s not the message that should be coming from the Secretary of Defense." "He runs around on a stage like he’s a 12 year old playing army."

BREAKING: The White House IT department has installed an app on Donald Trump's phone that allows him to pardon notorious drug traffickers with a single click.

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