The Strait of Hormuz implies the existence of the Gay of Hormuz.

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This is mental illness

Im a true believer in annoyed at first sight

“A wedding is like a shitty play, and like all plays, the only people who like it are in it.” -Roro Scovel

Jeremy Corbell is the textbook definition of telling someone how to build a clock when they ask you for the time.

I'll be honest, there’s at least one mean bone in my body.

Putting up with a drunk isn’t near as much fun as being the drunk.

Society has become so sedentary that a 20 minute walk is now considered exercise.

Normalize not talking to coworkers at all 🗣️

Men don’t mind doing anything for women literally, it’s the entitlement that ruins everything.

I will never understand why someone would Door Dash food to their house regularly. What a waste of money.

Having a paid off vehicle makes you never want to buy a car again.

Retardmaxxing fixes everything. Overthinking solved - You are retarded, you don't think Anxiety solved - You are retarded, you are just doing shit Confidence - You are retarded, you have no care for what people think Be retarded.

Don't be a retirement plan for women who spent all their 20s having fun with other guys.

Some of the best conversations happen when nobody is trying to sound smart.

You lose nothing by walking away from a woman who doesn’t respect you.

Do you ever sit with a bunch of people, listening to their conversation and think "I have nothing in common with any of you"

People look disgusting on Ozempic.

I just learned I have to pay to join a running club. What are you gonna do if I just start running behind you guys?