@jamieloftusHELP
jamie loftus 🌭
5 years
this summer jeremy renner: - was the worst character in the highest grossing movie ever - started a ripoff imagine dragons music career - made THREE MUSIC VIDEOS FOR JEEP?? - started an amazon store for camping equipment??? - maintains his demented app for no one
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@jamieloftusHELP
jamie loftus 🌭
5 years
this tweet originally ended 'hot girl summer WHO' because realizing i have been completely redpilled by jere (i call him jere)
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jamie loftus 🌭
5 years
poor word choice on demented im sorry i got too caught up in the jere sauce after getting naked to his music 28 days in a row still regaining consciousness
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@jamieloftusHELP
jamie loftus 🌭
5 years
and as usual everyone has just discovered the jeremy renner app six weeks after i have gotten bored of it truly taxing, being this Ahead Of The Curve
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jamie loftus 🌭
5 years
also major ups to @racheltacobell for sending me these choice screenshots of jere bear on an old episode of house
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@jamieloftusHELP
jamie loftus 🌭
5 years
the jeremy renner app has, tragically, shut down. my (nude) statement will be released shortly.
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@CentipedeMouse
Gunton Blurpus
5 years
@jamieloftusHELP Can you think of a more qualified person to maintain his app?
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@_JDBurroughs_
DocGarby (J Burroughs)
5 years
@jamieloftusHELP Don't forget his appearance in the Endgame promotional materials.
@_JDBurroughs_
DocGarby (J Burroughs)
5 years
The Endgame marketing at the Disney store really shafts Hawkeye. YES THE PUN WAS INTENDED
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@Jef24018243
Futurama Curator
5 years
@jamieloftusHELP Trying to think of a worse character than hawkeye and coming up empty
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@TKOhMy
Amanda Hill
5 years
@jamieloftusHELP Say what you will, the man is dedicated AF to his brand
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@LostMyInvite
Madame Blubberthigh
5 years
@jamieloftusHELP I am concerned about his health. He has fingernail clubbing that looks like it could be in a medical journal. It is the only thing I can focus on.
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@SpenserHickey
Spenser Hickey
5 years
@jamieloftusHELP He literally broke both arms filming a movie about *playing tag* and still stayed in the role, he never gives up on anything
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@rachelmillman
rachel
5 years
@jamieloftusHELP in conclusion we have no choice but to stan
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@tyelland
#1 venom cinéaste 🌾🇵🇸
5 years
@jamieloftusHELP please the app is for rennheads to celebrate rennsday (thursday) together
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@Ashton_Kader
moh 🦦🦦 CADE CUNNINGHAM SZN he/him
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@jamieloftusHELP Drowning out the haters like...
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@robertdee
robertdee
5 years
@jamieloftusHELP He’s a Renn-aissance man
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@dvl2pay
The Devil 2 Pay
5 years
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@Dudes_rock
Sludge Grudge
5 years
@jamieloftusHELP exact opposite of Keanu Reeves’ 2019
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@J_Holla
Psy Costanza
5 years
@jamieloftusHELP @Cosmic_Wyrm major coup for jeremy to steal the Tony Stark role in the last movie though
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@olarvia
Hot Girl Mess™️
5 years
@jamieloftusHELP This once was on his wikipedia
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