Lovely weekend celebrating my birthday with the kids. I didn’t get many presents, but if you are feeling generous, I’d appreciate donations to my fundraiser for @samaritans https://t.co/JoQsXZrjVc

You can always rely on EVRI to ruin Christmas… Had I know Castore used them, I wouldn’t have ordered!

I wonder what sort of audience @GaryDelaney is expecting tonight…

First drive of the SMMT Test Day, the new Farizon SV Van. Saw it at the CV Show the other week and was impressed with design and spec. Can tell you now it’s also good to drive.

The Farizon SV can weigh itself making it much easier to tell if you're overloaded or not!

(I don’t mind sharing my number on social media. After all, you can’t text or call it at the moment anyway…)

Vodafone truly are the worst… Calls and texts not coming through to my phone. Go on to use the live chat assistant - first they ask me to verify my number (via them sending me a text!) and then they go quiet. @VodafoneUK sort this out please.

Am I being stupid @SkyHelpTeam? You say I get two free cinema tickets every month, for ANY screening, Sunday - Thursday. I want to take my kids to Vue Rugby today. The QR code opens the MySky app. The app only has Smallfoot, DolphinBoy & ROTG, and all screenings are sold out?!

‘Tis the season for awards, but I still wasn’t expecting to be named an EV Communications Leader by ElectricDrives! Lovely to be acknowledged for my storytelling in the commercial vehicle sector. Thanks to https://t.co/YpVychNdmA for the recognition.

Please can we make this the Telegraph’s most-read story of the year? @Scrof has done an amazing thing, concluding at an amazing event, supported by amazing people.

Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.

I know I’m in the wrong time zone, but this is the geekiest I can get #BackToTheFutureDay

Has anyone actually paid £500 for an @OctopusEnergy Heat Pump install?

The advert vs when you click on the advert;

UPDATE: The email landed in my inbox this morning. I was unsuccessful.

As Twickers has been in the news this week… Did any First XV members get Autumn Nation Series tickets in the ballot? England Rugby said confirmation emails would be sent out last Friday, but I’ve not heard anything? No money taken, nothing in my Twickenham Stadium app… WTF?

Happiness = Frank

Update from Vodafone: Apparently it’s a “small number” of customers affected 😂

Once again, I find myself just using this social media channel to check if I’m the only one experiencing poor service from @VodafoneUK. It turns out I’m not alone. No Signal between Warwickshire, Oxfordshire and Bucks all morning. Can’t make or receive calls, nor text.

C’mon, do something…

Ah, must be one of those lesser-known electric BMW Z4s…