Hey @AmericanAir candelling my flight out of ORD to DEN this evening really screwed up my work plans. I mean really screwed it up. I was supposed to land in time for a dinner at 9, and now I have to go CLT to DEN Why did you cancel that flight? Supposed to be around 5:15 direct

Hey @netflix any reason I can’t actually watch umbrella academy without it stopping or giving an error? Other shows just fine this one nope???

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If you agree with Mark Hamill then leave a 💙 and retweet

If you haven't seen it, here it is. Time to share it far and wide and keep on sharing it. We are in a fight for our country this year. Let's start the fight today.

This never gets old.

It’s…… TIME!!! 🎃🧊🎄 #MariahSZN

If Chanel Williams (@chanwills0) isn't #McGonagoals, then what is?

As I rewatch @thewestwingTV , I see this beautiful scene crafted by @BradleyWhitford who successfully and eternally pranked @JoshMalina Great job weaponizing the script. Hilarious cc: @tamjr703 @HrishiHirway @WestWingWeekly

RIP Paxton Whitehead. Cc: @JoshMalina @WestWingWeekly

Sometimes you need to tell yourself a better story.

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Not well? What is illness to the body of a knight-errant? What matter wounds? For each time he falls, he shall rise again, and woe to the wicked.

Why would I rather vote for PALPATINE than Trump?

Chief Pope: “why are you asking where your proctologist is?” Lt Provenza: “I hate when he sneaks up on me” Chief Pope *walks aways* Too funny some of the humor in both @TheCloserTNT @MajorCrimes_TV

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

Join the @FanaticalFics family they said. A good time they said. Then this happens. 💀

I have zero tolerance for people who put their backpack in the overhead compartment. Be a decent human being and put it under the seat in front of you. And don’t deny you have something under there when we can see it. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

Hey @sirbenjaminjr , I don’t know about you, but I associate him with the sound of falling sand…..

Love it. I get @hulu live with no ads. Turn on my first show. First thing I get-30 seconds off ads. Ugh.